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I have discovered
« on: March 31, 2005, 06:38:46 am »
If you eat the majority of a bale of "onion strings" during dinner, you can easily clear out 500 square feet of office space the following day.  ;D
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Re: I have discovered
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2005, 06:40:02 am »
Is everyone loopy this morning? I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of liquid when I read that! :o ;D
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Re: I have discovered
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2005, 06:47:19 am »
I could come over at lunch if you'd like a demonstration.  LOL...
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Re: I have discovered
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2005, 06:49:12 am »
Ummmm...no really...it's ok... :-X ------> puke
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Re: I have discovered
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2005, 07:00:19 am »
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I could come over at lunch if you'd like a demonstration.  LOL...



Whaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaaa......


Alexa has her own man in the house.  I'm sure she's familiar with the digestive processes of the male body.   :-X

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Re: I have discovered
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2005, 07:02:04 am »
But Roger's not a stinky boy...for the most part. Of course he doesn't eat onion haystacks by the pound either!  :o ;D
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Re: I have discovered
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2005, 07:03:03 am »
COme on Alexa, feed 'em to him...  It's a great party gag...
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Re: I have discovered
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2005, 07:03:42 am »
Aw, you're right. I'll do it for our Anniversary.  :D
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2005, 08:53:10 am »
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR
BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)

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Re: I have discovered
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2005, 09:04:59 am »
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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR
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(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)

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Ok Miss Smarty Pants....   What's your explanation for my wife's snoring ;D :P  (and no she doesn't have a pair of big brass ones!)
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Re: I have discovered
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2005, 09:33:41 am »
One freezing cold night years ago, my lovely wife made a crock pot full of French Onion Soup.  I'd been out working in the cold and snow all day, and man, it was the best thing I'd ever tasted!  Thing is, there's really not much IN French Onion soup.  Onion shavings and beef broth don't exactly fill a man up, you know?  I kept going back for more, and ten minutes later I'd be hungry again.  Eventually, I realized that I'd emptied the entire crock pot.
The next morning when my alarm went off, the first thought I had was, "What is that Godawful smell!"  I looked for Laura, but I was alone.  She was asleep on the couch, and I couldn't blame her!  The whole damn room was contaminated!  I'd obviously been "Depressurising" all night long.  It was so vile that my eyes were watering.  I couldn't believe I'd slept through it!  
Needless to say, she's never made French Onion Soup again. :P
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Re: I have discovered
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2005, 01:46:24 pm »
I'm nekkid and not typing with my fingers. ;D
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