If you eat the majority of a bale of "onion strings" during dinner, you can easily clear out 500 square feet of office space the following day. ;D
Is everyone loopy this morning? I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of liquid when I read that! :o ;D
I could come over at lunch if you'd like a demonstration. LOL...
Ummmm...no really...it's ok... :-X ------> puke
QuoteI could come over at lunch if you'd like a demonstration. LOL...
Whaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaaa......
Alexa has her own man in the house. I'm sure she's familiar with the digestive processes of the male body. :-X
;)
But Roger's not a stinky boy...for the most part. Of course he doesn't eat onion haystacks by the pound either! :o ;D
COme on Alexa, feed 'em to him... It's a great party gag...
Aw, you're right. I'll do it for our Anniversary. :D
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR
BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
;D
Quote4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR
BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
;D
Ok Miss Smarty Pants.... What's your explanation for my wife's snoring ;D :P (and no she doesn't have a pair of big brass ones!)
One freezing cold night years ago, my lovely wife made a crock pot full of French Onion Soup. I'd been out working in the cold and snow all day, and man, it was the best thing I'd ever tasted! Thing is, there's really not much IN French Onion soup. Onion shavings and beef broth don't exactly fill a man up, you know? I kept going back for more, and ten minutes later I'd be hungry again. Eventually, I realized that I'd emptied the entire crock pot.
The next morning when my alarm went off, the first thought I had was, "What is that Godawful smell!" I looked for Laura, but I was alone. She was asleep on the couch, and I couldn't blame her! The whole damn room was contaminated! I'd obviously been "Depressurising" all night long. It was so vile that my eyes were watering. I couldn't believe I'd slept through it!
Needless to say, she's never made French Onion Soup again. :P
I'm nekkid and not typing with my fingers. ;D
QuoteI'm nekkid and not typing with my fingers. ;D
Yeah.....
... In your dreams buddy! :o
Oh wait a minute, you could be typing with your nose. THAT I could see. If you're implying that your typing with ANOTHER part of your anatomy - - did you take a really good look at the keys? They're pretty small. I know how you men feel about such things.....
;D
<Note to self..... Never buy computer equipment from Rob>