We need a work sucks thread....

[Dawn]

Look at the upsides Dawn: 8 hour work day, you're inside, and you stay clean.

)

10 hours a day and between 45 and 50 hours a week.  I'm in customer service so 80% of my time is talking on the phones.  The other 20% is dealing with performance issues, new processes, and 'what ever my supervisor deems appropriate'.

I'm also trying to study for my series 7 securities license and I have the super for brokerage hounding me as to when I'm taking my test so I can get that department running smoothly.

Time for a break......

 :)

[Old808]

The following was taken from actual employee evaluations:



1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom

and shows signs of starting to dig.



2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid

curiosity.



3. I would not allow this man to breed.



4. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more

of a definitely won't be.



5. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a

rat in a trap.



6. When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change

whichever foot was previously in there.



7. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.



8. This man has delusions of adequacy.



9. He sets low personal standards and the consistently fails to

achieve them.



10. This employee should go far -- the sooner he starts, the

better.



11. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.



12. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.



13.  Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking.



14. A room temperature I.Q.



15. Got a full six-pack, but is missing the plastic thingy that

holds it together.



16. A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary

ignoramus.



17. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.



18. A prime candidate for natural deselection.



19. Bright as Alaska in December.



20. One-celled organisms outscore him in I.Q. tests.



21. Donated his brain to science before he was quite finished

using it.



22. Fell out of his family tree.



23. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the trains

isn't coming.



24. This man has two brains; one is lost and the other is out

looking for it.



25. He's so dense,light bends around him.



26. If brains were taxed, he would get a rebate.



27. Any dumber and he would have to be watered twice a week.



28. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you would get

change back.



29. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.



30. It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.



31. One neuron short of a synapse.



32. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he gargled.



33. Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.



34. Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

[Baltobuell]

Nate, I know exactly what you're doing. I used to haul that stuff in a dump trailer about 15 years ago. Flat tires everyday! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Hang in there, spring is a coming.

[putter]

30. It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
 ;D
LOL. Garth you have the big bucks, you could buy BIR and turn it into a big NESBA playground.

[EX#996]

Thanks Papa.....

I've made a copy of those remarks, just in case I would need to use them.

 ;D

[Nate R]

Dawn, I didn't realize you worked 10 hour days, and forgot about the studying you were doing. You definitely need a break.

Balto: You hauled stuff to the scrap yards? I BET you got plenty o' flats.  :o


Proud to say I work for the 8th largest and 2nd safest scrap recycler in the country.

Yeah, spring is coming. I'm looking forward to summer there. I'm hoping to be done there in December and go back to school. I needed money, and I don't know of many other jobs offering this kind of income potential that I could go out and be a good canidate for tomorrow.


If not December, I'll stay till next June. So, at least I know my time is limited there.