We need a work sucks thread....

[Dawn]

OK everyone,

I'm really pissed off at work today.  While this may be the norm for some of you, it's not the norm for me.  That being said, if any of you have good "work sucks" jokes that you could share (be sure they are work safe), I would really appreciate it.

Dawn  

[spyderchick]

Take a deep breath, release. Another deep breath, release. Another...now scream at the top of your lungs.

Doesn't that feel better?  ;) ;D

[grasshopper]

If you are stressed, make sure you communicate this to those around you. Soon they will be stressed to.  ;)

[DragonSlayer]

I work 3rd shifht & have to go outside at night,that really SUCKS

[Burt Munro]

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN'T!

1. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a da*n.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks

[speedster_1]

You must not be working hard enough if you got time to post!   ;D

[Dawn]

Thank Rick....

That's the post I needed.

Dawn   :)

[Dawn]

Take a deep breath, release. Another deep breath, release. Another...now scream at the top of your lungs.

You know...

This might be fun.  Can I actually scream at people?

 ;)

[LMsports]

Work sucks???? I LOVE my job!

[EX#996]

Work sucks???? I LOVE my job!

LOL!!!

Good for you!   :D

Most of the time I like mine too, but we had fun playing office politics and 'in order to make X process more effecient, we think that this could be handled in your department.'   ::)  I'm known for being a level headed, let's look at the big picture, let's see what we can do to get this to work type of person....  Man, when I barked today, people sure jumped.   ;D  < Didn't matter though, I was still pissed >

I'm over it now....

Tomorrow's another day,

Dawn   :)

[putter]

Dawn, if you resort to drinkin a couple of Leinies at work I won't tell anyone.

[G 97]

I LOVE my WORK. ::)


Time to nuke this thread.  ;D