Alright, now I have seen it all...

[cornercamping]

At a local cruise spot, I was visting the brewery outside, when a group of biker boyz pulls up.  This was funny as all hell.  I almost started crying when I saw this one. I was laughing so hard, I almost lost the 5 bud lights I just downed.  So anyways, these moron's pull up on all these liter bikes, with track fairings on them.  Yup, no lights but a tail light. They even had number plates, like #69, #666, ect.  all made to be something "cool."  These were chromed out bikes, with strobe lights and crap.  So, these morons back into parking spaces on the strip, and LAY their bikes down  :o  They are too cool for kick stands.  I mean literally lay the bikes on their sides.  All of them.  So, as I'm laughing my ass off, one comes up to me and asks me what's so funny.  He actually started getting pissed.  I pointed to his bike and said that.  He was stumped as to why I was laughing.  So, I ask him why he doesn't just use the kick stand.  He says he doesn't have it on the bike because he "races."  So, I ask him where he races.  His response "I-696, I-94, service drives."  I just looked at him, and walked away.  This is the new fad now for biker boyz I guess.  Laying your bike on it's side because you don't want a kick stand on your bike when you "race."

Will it ever end....  ::)

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

The really cool ones have a van full of hotties and rear stands as a chase vehicle. ;)
But hopefully they'll herniate themselves while picking the bikes up, and be unable to breed.  So did these guys have helmets & leathers, or were they into sunglasses and hair mousse as "Race Equipment"?

[lil_thorny]

You have got to be kidding me. I remember a friend of mine who used to do that because he really did race. He would where his "B" helmut and use that for a kick-stand, and put flashlights in his snorkels for headlights. His name is Chachy. Most of the "Crew"
would have 2 sets of plastic...one for the track, and one for the street(with lights and mirrors..etc)
These Poseurs are taking it to another level. What happened to the idiots who would put the motocross
stickers on their bikes because that was all they could find at the dealer? At least they still had kick stands.
Dan,
next time you are in that area, be sure to have your digital camera on you...get us some pics. Oh and pass out some brochures or something. Ask to see there racing license and or show them yours!
REPRESENT!!!
Racer Boyz....MOUNT UP!!!

lil thorny.

[cornercamping]

Dan,
next time you are in that area, be sure to have your digital camera on you...get us some pics. Oh and pass out some brochures or something. Ask to see there racing license and or show them yours!
REPRESENT!!!
Racer Boyz....MOUNT UP!!!

lil thorny.

Ya know, I wish I had a camera phone at that time.  I'm sure I'll see them again, cause I usually go there on Thrus. nights, and it's cruise night, with TONS of peopple. LOL... they're my hero's  ;D

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

I know this isn't quite as bad, but I saw a Guy this morning on a red CBR600F4, and he was wearing black leather pants, a Rossi replica jacket (In that lime-yellow color) racing boots and gloves with chrome armor, and a PAIR OF SUNGLASSES!!!

WTF? ::)

I pulled up next to him and said, "Nice head!"  He gave me a dirty look, and demonstrated his sub-par wheele skills when the light changed. ;)

[EX#996]

I pulled up next to him and said, "Nice head!"  He gave me a dirty look, and demonstrated his sub-par wheele skills when the light changed. ;)

LOL !!!!

If that guy only had a clue who you were.

Dawn   ;)

[cornercamping]

Oh no, these guys were in full one piece suits, with all kinds of crap on them. Their racers, didn't ya know  :P ::)   I was talking to a buddy a little while ago about tonights festivities who was also up there, and he said he was talking to them.  I guess these guys run really low tire pressure, cause when a freind of mine pointed out that his rear tire was damn near flat, the guy looked at him like he was stupid.  Come to find out from more questioning of Detroit's finest Biker Boyz, these guys run like 8-10 psi in their rear tire so their bikes can "hook up" better for wheelies ..... LMAO... ;D

[r6_philly]

I have a polished bike with race fairings and simple lighting to ride on the street, although it does have a kick stand... I don't wear my leathers though, no helmet either some times  ;D

if anyone ever says "nice head" or laugh at my sponsor stickers to me on the street, I will race ya and beat ya  ;D :P

I see them "racer" boys all the time on the street. I blend in... but dont try to race me

[cornercamping]

I think the best time I ever had riding was one night on the street.  I broke out one of the special toys in the garage, and went out riding.  We went down to Belle Isle (a little island in Detroit where people go to cruise and hang out) and a freind of mine and I stopped for gas.  I was on my 749S and he was on a carbon fiber 916.  We're sitting there at the gas station pumping gas, and some squids pulled up on Busa's and 1000's.  So they came over to check out our bikes.  This crackhead walks up and was like "Damn, that thing (edited cause I don't wanna feel the wrath of Dawn today) musta cost like $200,000.00."  Needless to say, I just busted out laughing.  This crackhead was sitting there telling the squids what bad bikes they were and stuff, and was complementing how well German made Ducati's were.  ;D  The squids were highly impressed, and of course, wanted to know how fast it goes.  They just saw this big SPA tach on the 916, and was like.. this b@tch do like 230 huh?  LOL...

[cornercamping]

I have a polished bike with race fairings and simple lighting to ride on the street, although it does have a kick stand... I don't wear my leathers though, no helmet either some times Ê;D

if anyone ever says "nice head" or laugh at my sponsor stickers to me on the street, I will race ya and beat ya Ê;D :P

I see them "racer" boys all the time on the street. I blend in... but dont try to race me

I gotta get me some bling bling too for the new Mille.  I wonder of BST makes carbon fiber chromed rims  ;D  And, I will race ya, just let me let all the air out of my tire so I can "hook up" a good wheelie  :P ;D

[r6_philly]

you dont need no air out of the rear to hook up a good wheelie, just burn your rear a bit before you take off (especially you have race take-off's so you can heat it up some).

I am getting my rims/swingarm chromed. I polished the frame and forks and little parts. I made a special set of bodyworks with neons behind designed cutouts, and some other cool bits, its my show bike, since I will be selling something real special "bling" for the street :D

[Bernie]

Bravo Sierra