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Lean Cuisine

Started by Jeff, May 24, 2007, 12:53:37 PM

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Jeff

I just figured out what makes them 'lean'.  It takes about 65 of them to make up a meal.  I was enjoying my molten goodness here when I realized that in 4 bites I had completed the lava-outside-ice-inside steak tips completely.  But since my esophagus was completely eaten through, I believe I've had enough.
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tstruyk

kinda like baked lays "low fat" chips... their low fat because you get 4.   :kicknuts:
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Jeff

and yes, "completed completely" is a term I picked up at the Department of Redundancy Department.
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tigerblade

Or Chips Ahoy 100 calorie pack.  They deli-cut one cookie into about 8 layers.   :lmao:
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dicatirider944

Jeff, just be fat and happy like me :biggrin:

barb_arah

Low fat translates into No taste, so you don't want to eat as much.
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Ducmarc

my dad says slim fast works good drink one in the morning and you're so sick you don't eat the rest of the day

spyderchick

As I read through this thread, each and every time i ask myself: "why the hell is beanpole Jeff eating Lean Cuisine?"
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Jeff

gotta maintain my girlish figure...
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StumpysWife

Lean Cuisine=Easy for this new mom to lose her baby weight and it tastes good, too. 

I don't have as much time for actually making a decent lunch anymore unless it involves tuna or lunchmeat.  :-P 

spyderchick

Quote from: Jeff on June 06, 2007, 11:11:42 AM
gotta maintain my girlish figure...

Just keep takin' them hormones, baby...
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