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Lean Cuisine
« on: May 24, 2007, 12:53:37 pm »
I just figured out what makes them 'lean'.  It takes about 65 of them to make up a meal.  I was enjoying my molten goodness here when I realized that in 4 bites I had completed the lava-outside-ice-inside steak tips completely.  But since my esophagus was completely eaten through, I believe I've had enough.
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Re: Lean Cuisine
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 01:12:28 pm »
kinda like baked lays "low fat" chips... their low fat because you get 4.   :kicknuts:
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Re: Lean Cuisine
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 01:33:46 pm »
and yes, "completed completely" is a term I picked up at the Department of Redundancy Department.
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Re: Lean Cuisine
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 05:14:54 pm »
Or Chips Ahoy 100 calorie pack.  They deli-cut one cookie into about 8 layers.   :lmao:
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Re: Lean Cuisine
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 06:53:14 pm »
Jeff, just be fat and happy like me :biggrin:
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Re: Lean Cuisine
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 07:50:54 pm »
Low fat translates into No taste, so you don't want to eat as much.
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Re: Lean Cuisine
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2007, 07:07:23 pm »
my dad says slim fast works good drink one in the morning and you're so sick you don't eat the rest of the day
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Re: Lean Cuisine
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2007, 10:30:18 am »
As I read through this thread, each and every time i ask myself: "why the hell is beanpole Jeff eating Lean Cuisine?"
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Re: Lean Cuisine
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2007, 11:11:42 am »
gotta maintain my girlish figure...
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2007, 11:14:28 am »
Lean Cuisine=Easy for this new mom to lose her baby weight and it tastes good, too. 

I don't have as much time for actually making a decent lunch anymore unless it involves tuna or lunchmeat.  :-P 
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Re: Lean Cuisine
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2007, 02:24:19 pm »
gotta maintain my girlish figure...

Just keep takin' them hormones, baby...
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