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Motorcycle Racing => Motorcycle Talk => Topic started by: Jeff on May 24, 2007, 12:53:37 PM

Title: Lean Cuisine
Post by: Jeff on May 24, 2007, 12:53:37 PM
I just figured out what makes them 'lean'.  It takes about 65 of them to make up a meal.  I was enjoying my molten goodness here when I realized that in 4 bites I had completed the lava-outside-ice-inside steak tips completely.  But since my esophagus was completely eaten through, I believe I've had enough.
Title: Re: Lean Cuisine
Post by: tstruyk on May 24, 2007, 01:12:28 PM
kinda like baked lays "low fat" chips... their low fat because you get 4.   :kicknuts:
Title: Re: Lean Cuisine
Post by: Jeff on May 24, 2007, 01:33:46 PM
and yes, "completed completely" is a term I picked up at the Department of Redundancy Department.
Title: Re: Lean Cuisine
Post by: tigerblade on May 24, 2007, 05:14:54 PM
Or Chips Ahoy 100 calorie pack.  They deli-cut one cookie into about 8 layers.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Lean Cuisine
Post by: dicatirider944 on May 24, 2007, 06:53:14 PM
Jeff, just be fat and happy like me :biggrin:
Title: Re: Lean Cuisine
Post by: barb_arah on May 24, 2007, 07:50:54 PM
Low fat translates into No taste, so you don't want to eat as much.
Title: Re: Lean Cuisine
Post by: Ducmarc on June 05, 2007, 07:07:23 PM
my dad says slim fast works good drink one in the morning and you're so sick you don't eat the rest of the day
Title: Re: Lean Cuisine
Post by: spyderchick on June 06, 2007, 10:30:18 AM
As I read through this thread, each and every time i ask myself: "why the hell is beanpole Jeff eating Lean Cuisine?"
Title: Re: Lean Cuisine
Post by: Jeff on June 06, 2007, 11:11:42 AM
gotta maintain my girlish figure...
Title: Re: Lean Cuisine
Post by: StumpysWife on June 06, 2007, 11:14:28 AM
Lean Cuisine=Easy for this new mom to lose her baby weight and it tastes good, too. 

I don't have as much time for actually making a decent lunch anymore unless it involves tuna or lunchmeat.  :-P 
Title: Re: Lean Cuisine
Post by: spyderchick on June 06, 2007, 02:24:19 PM
Quote from: Jeff on June 06, 2007, 11:11:42 AM
gotta maintain my girlish figure...

Just keep takin' them hormones, baby...