Bartz, learn to drive.

[HAWK]

Now, granted I wasn't actually with Guy when he "severely dented" my car, but he did call me.  I am glad someone else brought up the Mr. Potatohead award, because I plan on pleading with the powers that be, mainly Gordy Lunde (who happens to hold the award currently).  I do have pictures of the aftermath; Guy, would you mind if I post one?   By the way, it's amazing how a little duct tape and a tie-down can hold things together.

Duct tape and tiedowns? Barb, you throw in some zip ties and you'll be a racer!

[barb_arah]

Cool!  Maybe Alexa can set me up with some leathers.  I just have to invest in a good helmut and boots.  Hmmm...now you got me thinking!

[HAWK]

Great, Now we'll have 2 keys out there.

[barb_arah]

Yes...Ed can take the lead and I can bring up the rear. 

You know...this is the second time in less than a year that my car has sustained damage in an accident.  The first time, I was struck from behind, and this latest involved the front end.  I hate to think what's next!

[G-reg]

You know...this is the second time in less than a year that my car has sustained damage in an accident.  The first time, I was struck from behind, and this latest involved the front end.  I hate to think what's next!

If you see any pianos or anvils in the air hanging from cranes.. stay away..

[barb_arah]

Maybe my nickname should be Wile E. Coyote.

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

"Uh, Ed?  You know that nice car your wife used to have?  The one with the low-limit, liability only insurance on it?  Well, I accidentally hit a rusty church bus full of welfare recipiants with it, but I think everyone was OK.  HEY, THIS ISN'T GOING TO EFFECT YOU MENTORING ME, IS IT?" 

[grasshopper]

"Uh, Ed?  You know that nice car your wife used to have?  The one with the low-limit, liability only insurance on it?  Well, I accidentally hit a rusty church bus full of welfare recipiants with it, but I think everyone was OK.  HEY, THIS ISN'T GOING TO EFFECT YOU MENTORING ME, IS IT?" 

Hilarious!

K3 I know you were laughing at your own post, don't lie.

[dylanfan53]

 

[barb_arah]

Hey!  Did anyone get the number of the bus that hit me?  Maybe I should get a Hummer or a tank.

[EX_#76]

 

[EX_#76]

"Uh, Ed?  You know that nice car your wife used to have?  The one with the low-limit, liability only insurance on it?  Well, I accidentally hit a rusty church bus full of welfare recipiants with it, but I think everyone was OK.  HEY, THIS ISN'T GOING TO EFFECT YOU MENTORING ME, IS IT?" 

Hell he should be happy that I am in the running for the coveted prize.  After all he is a past recipient.