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Dawn

Baby Airplanes
« on: February 02, 2006, 10:05:03 am »
Baby Airplanes

Explain this to your kids!!!

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "yes she did." "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."


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Re: Baby Airplanes
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2006, 11:23:44 am »
ROTFLMAO!! ;D
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Re: Baby Airplanes
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2006, 12:30:46 pm »
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ROTFLMAO!! ;D


That wouldn't happen if you had your pants on.
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Re: Baby Airplanes
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2006, 01:17:56 pm »
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That wouldn't happen if you had your pants on.



LMAO!!!!!

Now that was even funnier!

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Re: Baby Airplanes
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2006, 11:42:54 pm »
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That wouldn't happen if you had your pants on.



I did have my pants on. If I didnt and rolled on the floor, I'd hit the kickstand. ;D
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Re: Baby Airplanes
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2006, 06:08:46 am »
Here's a dumb joke one of my students told me.  

Two cannibals were eating a clown.  The first cannibal turns to the second one and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Re: Baby Airplanes
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2006, 06:36:17 am »
If they pull out of the gate wouldn't they have a half terminal / half airplane kid? Or would it be half plane / half walkway kid?
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Re: Baby Airplanes
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2006, 10:47:47 am »
Worked For ME!! ;D
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Re: Baby Airplanes
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2006, 04:45:39 pm »
Horse walks into a bar,,,,,bartenders says....

in unison....



"Hey, why the long face?"

Sorry folks, that's as good as it gets after 900 miles on the road...
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Re: Baby Airplanes
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2006, 06:16:26 pm »
Overheard in the pits at MAM in July
"Man, its hot. Its like 107 degrees in the shade"

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" good thing we aren't racing in the shade then"
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Re: Baby Airplanes
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2006, 04:07:10 am »
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Overheard in the pits at MAM in July
"Man, its hot. Its like 107 degrees in the shade"

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" good thing we aren't racing in the shade then"

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Re: Baby Airplanes
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2006, 10:28:44 am »
,,,,bartenders says....
in unison....
"Hey, why the long face?"

Sorry folks, that's as good as it gets after 900 miles on the road...[/quote]

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