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Racing Discussion => Racing Discussion => Topic started by: Dawn on February 02, 2006, 10:05:03 AM

Title: Baby Airplanes
Post by: Dawn on February 02, 2006, 10:05:03 AM
Baby Airplanes

Explain this to your kids!!!

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "yes she did." "Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."


 ;D
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: Woofentino Pugrossi on February 02, 2006, 11:23:44 AM
ROTFLMAO!! ;D
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: tzracer on February 02, 2006, 12:30:46 PM
QuoteROTFLMAO!! ;D

That wouldn't happen if you had your pants on.
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: Dawn on February 02, 2006, 01:17:56 PM
QuoteThat wouldn't happen if you had your pants on.


LMAO!!!!!

Now that was even funnier!

 ;D
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: Woofentino Pugrossi on February 02, 2006, 11:42:54 PM
QuoteThat wouldn't happen if you had your pants on.


I did have my pants on. If I didnt and rolled on the floor, I'd hit the kickstand. ;D
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: barb_arah on February 03, 2006, 06:08:46 AM
Here's a dumb joke one of my students told me.  

Two cannibals were eating a clown.  The first cannibal turns to the second one and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: motobenco on February 03, 2006, 06:36:17 AM
If they pull out of the gate wouldn't they have a half terminal / half airplane kid? Or would it be half plane / half walkway kid?
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: L8brake731 on February 03, 2006, 10:47:47 AM
Worked For ME!! ;D
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: Team-G on February 03, 2006, 04:45:39 PM
Horse walks into a bar,,,,,bartenders says....

in unison....



"Hey, why the long face?"

Sorry folks, that's as good as it gets after 900 miles on the road...
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: mdr14 on February 03, 2006, 06:16:26 PM
Overheard in the pits at MAM in July
"Man, its hot. Its like 107 degrees in the shade"

Reply
" good thing we aren't racing in the shade then"
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on February 04, 2006, 04:07:10 AM
QuoteOverheard in the pits at MAM in July
"Man, its hot. Its like 107 degrees in the shade"

Reply
" good thing we aren't racing in the shade then"
;D
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: barb_arah on February 04, 2006, 10:28:44 AM
,,,,bartenders says....
in unison....
"Hey, why the long face?"

Sorry folks, that's as good as it gets after 900 miles on the road...[/quote]

I SEE YOU LIKE HORSING AROUND!
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: Team-G on February 04, 2006, 05:47:26 PM
SEE YOU LIKE HORSING AROUND

Maybe if I put spurs on my boots I can scrub my rears in faster
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: Ridgeway on February 05, 2006, 11:37:13 AM
QuoteSEE YOU LIKE HORSING AROUND
 
Maybe if I put spurs on my boots I can scrub my rears in faster

There's a brokeback mountain joke there somewhere!
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: K3 Chris Onwiler on February 05, 2006, 01:14:41 PM
Ah wish Ah could quit you, Gygax!
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: grasshopper on February 05, 2006, 01:31:52 PM
A guy goes to a Zoo

When he gets there, the zoo only has 1 dog

It was a shi*tzu.  :D
Title: Re: Baby Airplanes
Post by: Team-G on February 05, 2006, 07:00:53 PM
QuoteAh wish Ah could quit you, Gygax!

Awe Buddy, when it's all straight and fast, you're gonna love me again... ;)
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