Mitch Hedberg Jokes

[tigerblade]

Comedian, died last week I think.  Some good ones in here.  More observational humor, reminds me of Steven Wright:

http://www.involution.com/mitchquotes.php

[magyar]

The observations were Steven Writeish but his delivery was different. Total stoner! "If I made potato chips and put them in a can, people would say I ripped off Pringles, but what if I put them in a bag" Was Mitch's response to that. He was one of my favorites and I will miss is comedy!  :'(

[Shingle_Monkey]

"You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple because maybe they were shot in the face with a b.b. gun." Mitch Hedberg

[dylanfan53]

I got to write these jokes. So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

RIP Mitch. Funny guy.  

[Super_KC124]

"They shouldn't call it the emergency brake. They should call it, the make the car smell funny lever." RIP. :'(

[Ryan_Hoyler_CCS]

"I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It would be so literal. That machine is being used for its exact purpose."

gonna miss that guy