Handguns

[H-man]

TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON
THE ROAD.

8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET
YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK
UP.

6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

and the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

BTW, I'm not yelling.  This is a cut & paste from somewhere else  ;D

[spyderchick]

You know, I read that and had a retort for almost every point, but let's just not go there as this is a FAMILY forum.  ;D

[H-man]

I'm SURREE you did Alexa :-*

I suppose it was some guy's response to that book Why Cucumbers are Better Than Men.   ;)

[spyderchick]

I'm not going THERE, either ::) ;D

[dylanfan53]

Bumper sticker for you, H:

"Guns don't kill people, men who come home early from work do."

 :o

[H-man]

LOL  ;D

[Woofentino Pugrossi]

"Guns dont kill people, jumping in front of moving bullets on the other hand....."


 ;D