Future Wife Advice

[russ1962]

Alexa, will you marry me?

Gordy, will you marry me too?

[cardzilla]

Ok, sitting back in reflection I see one problem here... all the women here are aberrations.  You see, when a woman posseses enough logic and intelligence to see the beauty and simplicity of design present in an RX-7 AND the joy of racing... I have to cry shenannigans.  What we need to do is post these questions up on boards like cosmo.com or Ibuytoomanyshoes.com... then the illogical, insane, and somewhat absurd replies will be seen.
The ladies here are way too cool to help in our understanding of the warped female mind.  Perhaps using them as a control group and going back to childhood we can find what distorts the minds of other women.

[stephenr928]

I once heard it said that after the exchange of vows:

-Women expect men to change.  [Settle down, stop hanging out with the guys, have a baby or three, buy a house and start gardening, put on a few pounds to keep you safe from the single babes & the 'meat markets', buy a mini van, have quite evenings watching romance movies, don't forget "Scrabble Saturday Nights", and for the love of God - put down the toilet seat.  You know, everything a woman wants to grow old with.....]

-Men expect women to stay the same.  [Let the good times role, keep dressing hot for the Friday night "Movie & Bar-B-Que" date night (Saturday nights are still "guys night"), lotsa hot sex,  keeping that hot body, using the joint income to get the Porche Boxster, even more hot sex (now that you're married, it's morally okay!), moving somewhere away from the annoying in-laws, keep the toilet seat up, don't forget using the new, extra income for new & exciting hobbies (!), and still more sex.....But no kids until you're both in your 40's!]


Ummm, later I was told it was about communication & compromise.  I was also told to put down the damn toilet seat.......Especially after I cleaned it!
It's worked out for the best, skipping Marriage Therapy is more money for tires!!  And the toilets cleanup nicely if you scrub em twice a week.

Good Luck....

[Lowe119]

Cardzilla - I guess that would be expected from women who hangout on a motorcycle racing board :D

[TZDeSioux]

Most women think motorcycle racing is retarded. That's okay because I think most women are retarded.

[Dawn]

Most women think motorcycle racing is retarded. That's okay because I think most women are retarded.

... and how does your wife feel about that comment?

 ;D

[TZDeSioux]

... and how does your wife feel about that comment?

 ;D

My wife doesn't think motorcycle racing is retarded  8) But she thinks I am.

[Nate R]

Have there been more threads and mentions of marriage recently (in the last 6-8 months) or am I just noticing it more?

[spyderchick]

Hmmmm...Nate, might you just be a little sensitive? Something we should know???? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[KBOlsen]

Wedding ceremonies should incorporate a pig roast at Blackhawk with the "big moment" taking place at the start/finish line.  Decor should have a checkerboard motif.  

[spyderchick]

Kim's now thinking about wedding plans?? ?? What's up with these folks?

I know..Stumpy & Heather, Paul & Dawn and Roger and me have inspired the masses! :-*

[Lowe119]

Wedding ceremonies should incorporate a pig roast at Blackhawk with the "big moment" taking place at the start/finish line.  Decor should have a checkerboard motif.  

I mentioned that we should get married at Laguna Seca this year. She didn't even take me seriously. I said, "Do you REALIZE how cool that would be?" Still thought I was joking.   :-/