The perfect couple....

[Dawn]

 The Perfect Couple
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> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
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> One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
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> Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
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> There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
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> Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.
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> Only one of them survived the accident.
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> Question: Who was the survivor?
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> Answer:
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> The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!
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> **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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> **** Men keep scrolling.
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> So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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> **** Men Keep scrolling
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> By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this  illustrates another point: Women never listen!

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[H-man]

 ;D ;D   That's a good one.  I'll have to copy it and send it around to some folks.