A little humor to liven up the board...

[Dawn]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,

"What the heck is going on?"

The drunk, still staring down, replied:

"I think I just beat the sh_t out of a ghost."

[roadracer797]

Dawn
This is an old but still is funny.
Craig

[Dawn]

Dawn
This is an old but still is funny.
Craig

Well....

Since I am such a youngster - this was the first time that I heard of it.   ;D

Dawn   :)

[Gixxer124]

Dawn
This is an old but still is funny.
Craig

You have to be old to know if it's an old joke or not. :P

[roadracer797]

Boy I tell you, you youngsters have to much time on your hands.

[Dawn]

You have to be old to know if it's an old joke or not. :P

LOL...!!!!  That is too funny!   ;D

Craig:

I could bring up a reference about a rocking chair, but out of respect for my elders, I won't.   ;)

Dawn   :D

[dave333]

I'm old.  It was FUNNNNEEEE!!!

[roadracer797]

Dawn
Only you southern wisconsin hillbillies use rocking chairs, oh by the way where is the shotgun?

[Dawn]

Dawn
Only you southern wisconsin hillbillies use rocking chairs, oh by the way where is the shotgun?

Southern Wisconsin  ???

Sorry dear...   We live up north.  We don't use shotguns, we use rifles.   ;)

Dawn   :)

[roadracer797]

Dawn
It doesn't matter what you use you still couldn't hit me with it.
Craig

[Dawn]

Dawn
It doesn't matter what you use you still couldn't hit me with it.
Craig

Care to find out  ???

Dawn   ;)

[roadracer797]

yep