Smile.....

[Dawn]

A guy took his girl friend to her first football game. They
had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the
experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied,
"especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it
and then for the rest of the game, all they kept
screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!"   Hel-LLLO!!  It's only 25 cents!"

[boo181]

i know some girls like. until i started playing when i was 10 my mom was like that. she's only slightly better now. and this is after i played for 12 yrs. ;D