Cats vs. Dogs

[TiffineyIngram]

What is a Cat?

Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
 


What is a Dog?

Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats
 

[EX#996]

Oh so true!

Dawn   ;)

[the_weggie_man]

Cats are for target practice. ;D ;D ;D

[racerxgirl]

And if you fatten them up pretty good, they will make a nice pair of fur slippers!!!
Awww..did i say that outloud??  :-X

[am_#65_john_deere]

my wife has a cat...........

i'm buying a big dog so he can eat it :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[KBOlsen]

Cats rule.
Dogs drool!

[StumpysWife]

NO WAY JOSE!!!!!!!

Not just dogs, Wiener Dogs!!!!!!!

Buddy's Mom,
Heather

[spyderchick]

My 12 pound cat beats up my 55 pound dog.  ;D

[Mark Bernard]

I like cats... taste like chicken!

[the_weggie_man]

Alexa, I don't know that you should go around bragging that you have a 55 lb sissy dog.  ;D

[spyderchick]

Alexa, I don't know that you should go around bragging that you have a 55 lb sissy dog.  ;D

She's not a sissy, just a lovable pup who wouldn't hurt a fly. Now my kitten, let's just say he has all his claws and teeth. :o ;D

[TiffineyIngram]

I have Yorkies--a combo of cat/dog.