Definition of Marketing....

[Dawn]

Marketing:

  The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

  SUPPOSE:

  You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed,"

  That's Direct Marketing.


  You're a woman at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.  One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed,"

  That's Advertising.


  You're a woman at a party.  You see a handsome guy and go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm  fantastic in bed,"

  That's Telemarketing.


  You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

  That's Public Relations.


  You're a woman at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed,"

  That's Brand Recognition.


  You're a woman at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.

  That's a Sales Rep.


  Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.

  That's Tech Support.


 ;D

[Super Dave]

LOL...that was funny. 8)

[Baltobuell]

And then I woke up.