Smile.....

[Dawn]

. . atheist was taking a walk through the woods . .

What majestic trees!

What powerful rivers!

What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even
credit creation to a cosmic accident.  Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out.  The sounds of the forest resumed.  And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and
spoke:

"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

 ;D

[Xian_13]

Hum Dawn....
If I didn't know better I would wonder if you are picking on atheists (two current posts on the subject)

No fear though, while I am an atheist... I am also a walking joke ;D

You see, I am also dyslexic and an insomniac!

So I sit up all night wondering if there is a DOG

Gawd in racing.... well I was told once, not to brake till I saw Jesus. Well Never saw hum... thus no brakes :P

If that is not enough of a joke to you... this should be!

I am an Atheist
My name is Christian Joseph  :o

[Dawn]

Hey....

This one was just for fun....

Dawn   :D