Mating Season

[Dawn]

> Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking in the
> woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the
> mouth of a small cave.
>
> Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he
> listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
> Wooooo!"
>
> He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that
> was all about. Was the other Indian crazy or what?
>
> "No," said the Indian.
>
> It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave,
> they holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they
> get an answer back, it means there is a girl in there waiting
> to mate."
>
> Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the
> opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, Wooooo! Wooooo!
> Wooooo!"
>
> Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> from deep inside the cave.  He tore off his clothes and ran
> into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while,
> and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in
> amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,
> "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than
> those the Indians found. There must be some really big,
> fine women in this cave!"
>
> He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his
> might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
>
> He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he
> heard the answering call, WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
>
> With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into
> the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
>
> The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....
>
> (Get ready this will kill ya),
>
>
>
>        "NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN"


 ;D

[Photo_Chick]

HAHAHA, now that was good!

[tigerblade]

An Indian scout gets on all fours, lowers his head to the Earth, and seems to be listening intently.  

"Buffalo come."  he says.

"How do you know that?" replies another.






"Ear stick to ground."




 ;D

[MudDawg]

An Indian scout gets on all fours, lowers his head to the Earth, and seems to be listening intently.  

"Buffalo come."  he says.

"How do you know that?" replies another.

"Ear stick to ground."

 ;D

Tweeeeeeeeeet!!!  2 minutes in the penalty box for bad joke!!!

[Dawn]

Tweeeeeeeeeet!!!  2 minutes in the penalty box for bad joke!!!

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

 ;D

[fizzer400]

Since we're on bad Indian jokes, I've got one:

A cowboy was riding along on his horse one day when he was captured by a band of Indians. The Indians made it very clear to the cowboy that they were going to kill him in three days. However, the cowboy was to be granted three wishes before his death, one each day. Time for the first wish, and the cowboy says "let me talk to my horse." So they bring the horse into the cowboy's tent, the cowboy whispers something into the horses ear, and off the horse goes. A while later the horse returns with a beautiful blonde on the back, and she spends the night in the tent with the cowboy. The Indian chief, a little puzzled, asks the cowboy the next day what his second wish is, and same thing, "let me talk to my horse". So the cowboy whispers in the horses ear, horse takes off, and returns with a gorgeous redhead. The redhead enters the tent and spends the night with the cowboy. By this point the indians are really confused. On the third day the indian chief tells the cowboy, "Today is your final day, and your final wish. Make sure you make it a good one." The cowboy, obviously annoyed, says "bring me my horse". So horse comes in, cowboy whispers in the horses ear, and the horse takes off. A little later the horse returns, this time with an unbelievable brunette. At this point the cowboy is furious! He grabs the horse, punches it in the head, and yells "Stupid horse, I SAID "POSSE"!" :)

I'm here all week!

Jeff
CCS #419

[tigerblade]

Tweeeeeeeeeet!!!  2 minutes in the penalty box for bad joke!!!

Hey!  Don't I get the blue flag first?!   ;D

[unforgivenracing]

A women reporter for national geographic has her jeep break down outside of a small indian village.

As she is looking at the jeep, trying to figure out what wight be wrong, she cannot help but take notice of all the male indians running around in this village with feathers in their hats, so she desides to go into the village and see whats going on.

She goes walking up to an indian with one feather in his hat and asked him:  "excuse me, but my I as what the feather in your hat is for?"

The indian replys:  "me fuc'em one skuaw, me got one feather!" and the indian runs into his Teepee.
Whell, she doesnt bye, so she asked another indian.

The next indian has two feathers in his hat, so she ask's him:  Excuse me, could you tell me why you have two feathers in your hat?"

The secound indian replys:  "me fuc'em two skuaw, me got two feather!"  And the indian runs into his Teepee.

Well, the lady starts to think to herself that there may be some truth to this story.  When all of a sudden she sees the indian chief come walking by with his full head dress.

So, she goes up to the chief and asked him:  "why do you have so many feathers in your head dress?"

The chief replys:  " Me chief!  Me Fuc'em all!  Me Fuc'em BIG, Me Fuc'em small, Me Fuc'em tall, Me Fuc'em all!"

The women replys:  " YOU SHOULD BE HUNG!"

Chief replys:  "Damb straight me hung!   Long like snake, Big like Buffallo!"

Women Replys:  "OH DEAR!!!!!!!!"

Chief Replys:  " NO, Me no fuc'em DEER!  Ass too tall, Run too fast, Too hard catch.....ME NOOOO FUC'EM DEER!"



Have a nice day!   ;D

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

A thread for jokes about Native Americans.  How charmingly politically correct! ;D  OK, here's mine.

A senator is visiting an indian reservation while on the campaign trail.  He makes a speech to whip up some support among the redskins.
"I promise tax relief for indians!"  he shouts.
"Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!" chants the crowd.
"I pledge to increase job opportunities and school funding for indians!" yells the senator.
"Hoya!  Hoya!  Hoya!" chants the crowd.
"And if elected, I'll fight to end predjudice against indians in this state and across this fine nation!" swears the senator.  This whips the crowd to a fever pitch.
"Hoya!  Hoya! Hoya!" the indians scream.
After the rally, the chief offers to show the senator around the reservation.  The senator gladly accepts, and inquires of the chief, "I hear that you raise some blue ribbion bulls here on the reservation.  Can we see those?"
"Sure," says the chief.  "But be careful not to step in any hoya."

[Dawn]

A thread for jokes about Native Americans.  How charmingly politically correct! ;D  

I was really trying to go for the Hillbilly angle.....
...  but whatever works.   ::)   ;D

[unforgivenracing]

A truck driver is driving down the road
See A Sherriff car behind him with his lights on
so he pulls over
A deputy sherriff walks up to the truck And says " I am pulling you over for speeding,and asked the driver for his license
The driver says he dont have a license
Cop asked why not,
driver says he just got it taken away from the state for a DUI.
cop asked if this is his truck?
driver sayes "it is NOW" cus' I just HI-JAKED IT!
AND IN FACT, I killed the driver and threw him in the back of the trailer.
SO the cop draws his gun on the driver and call in for Back-up telling the Sargent in route what the drive told him.
The back-up (Sargent) comes to the traffic stop and pulls the Deputy aside and tells him to wait by the car and relax, he'll see what going on here
Now the Sergent tells the driver of the truck that his deputy says he was told that you dont have a license to drive this truck.
Driver says "hell yes I have a drivers license!  and here it is.
Sergent just give a strange look at his deputy
And look at the drivers  Valid License.
Whell, says the sargent, I dont see anything wrong with this, How about the trucks regestration?
Driver says "Yea, I got that too.
And shows that to the Sargent too
Again the Sargent gives the Deputy a Strange look.
Well says the Sargent, This looks ok to me too, now I will just have to look in the back of your truck, because my Deputy seems to think there's a dead body back there.
The driver says "WHAT?  Where did he get that idea?  Fine, but I would like to know what that Deputy is trying to pull here.
So the driver goes back to show the Sargent that there is no dead body.
The Sargent looks and can see theres no body dead.
The driver looks at the sergent and says" I'll bet that lying Deputy Told you that I was Speeding Too.

 ;D
Hillbilly joke number one.

[Eric Kelcher]

There was a group of gamblers taking a bus to the indian casino for a day of gambling. Upon arrival the first to depart was a beautiful blonde and as she exited the bus she was met by one of the Indians in full tribal attire. He promptly said "Chance" as she got off the bus.
She was puzzled by this and replied " I thought Indians said "how"?"
The Indian responded "Indian know how, Indian want chance"  8) ;)