A short little joke.....

[EX#996]

Thank you Doug.....

I had tears in my eyes after reading that one.  I then promptly copied it and forwarded it to my parents.  (Yes, they own Harley's)

Dawn   :D

[J-Janisch]

Another Wisconsin Tale

One Saturday morning, a guy gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.

Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour.  There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing at 50 mph.  Minutes later, he retures to the garage.

He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.  He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies,....

"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that s**t?!?"

[J-Janisch]

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go long."
So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three roatations in a jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion.  You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went alone."
So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.  After about 50 laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was incredible!  Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Oshkosh, Wisconsin and I worked both sides of Lake Winnebago."

[Mark Bernard]

I know there's a joke in here somewhere......


j/k

Dawn   ;) ;D

Where???

[EX#996]

I worked both sides of Lake Winnebago."

LOL!!!!!

Now Jessie:

Do your parents know that your typing this stuff.   :o ;) ;D

Dawn   :)

[bweber]

I know there's a joke in here somewhere......

Must be humor only us intellectual types can understand.  Right Dave! ;D

[J-Janisch]

Dawn;  My mom was the one who brought that home from work yesturday......

[EX#996]

Dawn;  My mom was the one who brought that home from work yesturday......

LOL!!!!

Oh my!   :o

 ;D

[Super Dave]

Must be humor only us intellectual types can understand.  Right Dave! ;D

Hello?  I'm sorry, it was the sucking noise from the cerebral rectal inversion that I'm suffering from right now.....
 ;D

[Dawn]

Hello?  I'm sorry, it was the sucking noise from the cerebral rectal inversion that I'm suffering from right now.....
 ;D

Ewwww.....

Mental picture....  must remove.....

LOL!!!

Dawn   ;) :D

[Super Dave]

The cranial rectalotomy is scheduled.

[Super Dave]

    A bus carrying Marty and some ugly women giving Marty a hard time
crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then  get
to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He
decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.


     They're all lined up, and God asks the first lady what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
    The second lady in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on
for a while but when God is halfway down, Marty starts laughing, and
when there are only ten women left, he is rolling on the floor, laughing
his butt off.


    Finally, God reaches him and asks him what his wish will be. He
calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."