;D Top 10 Reasons

[EM JAY]

 Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. - Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. - Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm.
8. - Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. - Afraid to let go of the handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. - Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. - Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new
Harley.
4. - Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is
partially owned by those rice-burner manufacturers.
3. - Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their
ears like everyone else.
2. - Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand
on spiked helmet.
1. - They're jealous that after spending $20,000, they still don't own a
Gold Wing.

[Pit_Girl]

too funny....

what's sad is that my father, who called sportbikes "2 wheeled death rockets" and said all bikes are dangerous somehow got sweapt up into harleyfest.... and guess who wants a big cruiser? (not one of those "jap bikes" though) eventhough he's never ridden before.  >:( the dumnazz even thought all bikes had reverse...  i cant wait till he dumps it... ;D


-jennifer

[Jeff]

Why harley riders don't wave:

Afraid they'll drop their tools.

Harley's corporate mission statement

"To produce the most efficient means of converting gasoline into massive noise without the dangerous byproduct of horsepower."

[tigerblade]

"To produce the most efficient means of converting gasoline into massive noise without the dangerous byproduct of horsepower."

LOL!   ;D

[EM JAY]

   Yea, my father won't let me ride his Harley, but when I offer a ride on my Gixxer he won't take it, afraid of the technology I guess!  ;D

   I do agree with the "all kinds on different bikes" tho.   Too bad everyone cant be a racer huh?

[Jeff]

Too bad everyone cant be a racer huh?

No...  There are too many that don't belong out there already!

Now FANS!  Those we could use...  Can't we import some from across the pond?  :)