Gags to do at work

Started by Dawn, July 23, 2003, 03:15:56 PM

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Dawn

1. If your neighbor gets to work sooner than you do & gets a better parking spot, call a tow truck to have it moved.

2. When you talk to your boss, always be a touchy talker

3. During lunch hog the microwave, by putting a bowl of water in it for about 45 minutes.

4. Have flowers sent to your boss, with a card saying, "Is there anything else I can do to suck up to you, please let me know." Have it signed your neighbor's name.

5. Siphon gas from your neighbor's car, and put it in your boss's. Then you get to hear your boss brag about what great gas mileage he gets, and your neighbor complaining about how crappy theirs is.

6. Remove everything off of your neighbor's desk & put it in a box outside in the hall & leave a note on the desk stating, SEE ME NOW & have your bosses name on it.

7. Decorate your desk during Xmas with LARGE lawn ornaments (like the NOEL candles, and the large Nativity scene)

8. Before a meeting, ask everyone if they have to go to the bathroom before the meeting starts.

9. Write on neighbor's calendar Friday Monday, "Call in Sick"

10. In the beginning of a meeting, go into a coughing attack, and then ask to leave to get a drink, then leave for the day.

11. Throw your neighbor's lunch in the freezer.

12. Have all of your catalog mail delivered to your work's address by COD

13. Try to put "It's a Small World" in everyone head

14. Write on your neighbor's calendar, Monday 1:00 jump from top of the building.

15. When heading toward a meeting stay sitting in your chair and then roll it to the meeting going "Weeeeeeeee" and "Beep Beep" when you go backwards

16. Call someone in the office you don't know & leave a message stating for them to stop calling you.

17. Wear the same clothes everyday without washing them and if anyone asks you about it, just say that your mom is on vacation.

18. During a meeting try to start the Wave!

19. Every time you come out of your boss's office be crying & rub your arm like they hit you.

20. Call into your work's receptionist, from your desk, and say that your car lights are on.

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

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few others,

21.  Set all the clocks in your boss's office the wrong way on day light savings day.  It'll have him/her saying "Spring Forward", "Fall Back" all day long.

22.  For someone in the office who is picky about their car, call their spouse and get the spare key and move it and make them think it got stolen.

23.  Pour water under your buddies bike and make him think he has a leak right before a race.

24.  When your boss is home waiting for an important delivery for something like "Furniture", call and say you'll have to reschedule (from the store's phone so caller id is present) and see what happens.

 :)