Jane's Addiction is back!

Started by ecumike, July 23, 2003, 05:40:01 AM

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TreyBone

The residents of a small redneck town urge the sheriff to arrest the local homosexual. Seems he's been propositioning all the teenage boys in town.

The sheriff ditfully arrests the fag and says to him, "ok homo, you got 15 minutes to blow this town!"

The fag says, "I'll need at least two hours."

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Q: How do you know when it''s bedtime at Michael Jackson''s home?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit?
A: A fruit stand.

Q: Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock?
A: He loved taking deliveries in the rear.

Q: Why do gay men make good linemen?
A: They love penetrating the defense.

Q: Why couldn''t the gay quarterback make it in the NFL?
A: He was too foreward with his passes.

Q: How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat?
A: Put pubic hair around her dinner plate.

Q: What do you call a fart in the men''s room of a gay bar?
A: A love call.

Q: Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?
A: He loved it in the can.

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A man dies and goes to Hell where he is greeted by the devil:
Devil: Hey, why are you bumming out?

Man: If you died and went to Hell, you''d be bumming out too.

Devil: Hell isn''t what you think it is. It's fun down here. Say, do you drink?

Man: Sure, I love to drink. Why?

Devil: Well, you''re gonna love Mondays then. Because on Mondays, all we do here is drink. Hell, we have whiskey, tiquila, rum, vodka, all the booze you want to drink. We drink til we puke then we drink more.

Man: Ah, that sounds great.

Devil: Do you smoke?

Man: Damn right I do.

Devil: Cool! You''re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world. Smoke all you want. You don''t have to worry about getting cancer because you''re already dead anyways.

Man: No shit!

Devil: You like gambling?

Man: Hell yeah!

Devil: Great! On Wednesdays, we have gambling night here in Hell. We have slot machines, roulette, craps, black jack, horse racing, you name it, we got it, and we just recently opened up a new pai gow poker table.

Man: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I never played pai gow poker before.

Devil: Now you can. You like to get stoned?

Man: I love getting stoned! You mean...

Devil: That''s right man, because on Thursdays, it''s stoner night here in Hell! Help yourself to a huge bowl of crack, smoke a joint the size of a nuclear sub, do all the drugs you want and you don''t have to worry about overdosing because you''re already dead anyhow.

Man: Awesome! I never thought Hell was one swinging place!

Devil: Are you gay?

Man: Uh, no.

Devil: Oooh, you''re gonna hate Fridays!


Nate R

Blue flag is right.  :o  This is getting ridiculous.  :-/Dawn?  ???
Nate Reik
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Missing my SV :-(

TreyBone

What's the problem Nate? You sound like a little beyotch calling mommy. (Dawn) LOL :o

Dawn

Now boys play nice....

Just ask anyone at the track!  I am Mom.

Dawn   :)

Nate R

WTF Trey? All I was doing is agreeing with Tigerblade. Why single me out? I haven't even given my opinion on this topic. Would you be saying the same thing if I agreed with you, but still thought it ridiculous that this is going on STILL on teh CCS RACING board?  I'm tired of this kinda stuff. This is why i'm not on that OTHER board much.

Crying mommy? No, just sick of people taking O/T things too far.

Seriously, dawn, you dont see that as too far? I guess it's your call, being the moderator.

Anyway, I'm done on this thread. What happened to getting back to racing? ??? :'(  :-/
Nate Reik
MotoSliders, LLC
www.motosliders.com
Missing my SV :-(

pmoravek

Tough call on the gay high school. :-/
On one hand, I understand they want education without fear of harassment.
But on the other hand, this is a form of segregation and should be discouraged.

Maybe if homosexuals kept their sexuality to themselves, instead of flying the
"I'm gay and I'm proud" flag all the time...
they could get their education through the regular channels.

I definately don't think gay-bashing is the answer, Treybone. But I'm not saying absolute tolerance is the way to go either.

I don't know if there is an answer for making everybody get along. It seems like the human race always needs something to bitch at each other about.
If it's not religion, nationality, or sexuality. What will we fight about next..........?

I've got it.....VEGANS UNIT!!!

K3 Chris Onwiler

I'M TOTALLY AGAINST VEGANS!!!  (In fact, my motorcycle and I routinely kill lots of vegitation...) :D
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
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tigerblade

Quote (In fact, my motorcycle and I routinely kill lots of vegitation...) :D

LOL!   ;D
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