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Started by Dawn, July 08, 2003, 10:22:46 AM

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Dawn

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase  a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette tells her sister, "There's a bull for sale at this farmers ranch a few hours away. When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll send you a telegram so you know that you can drive out and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

 After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable".

The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, "comfortable?'"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it slow."

("com-for-da-bul")

 ;D    ;D    ;D

Gixxer124

Again with the blonde jokes. :P

EX#996

QuoteAgain with the blonde jokes. :P

Ya know Kev'......

...  for a Red Head, you're pretty sensative.

Dawn   :)
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Gixxer124

QuoteYa know Kev'......

...  for a Red Head, you're pretty sensative.

Dawn   :)
At least I wasn't the one with the sunburn. (except for 2" of my ankles)

james-redsv

I thought this was a race forum????? ??? Kick Dawn off as moderator and replace her with Matt! :P

Dawn

QuoteI thought this was a race forum????? ??? Kick Dawn off as moderator and replace her with Matt! :P

Boy, you must have a lot of fun when you race.   ::)

I can hear you now....  "No BS - Only race topics here!"  "Nope, I if your not talking tire, motors, lines, or fuel, please go elsewhere."

Dawn   ;D

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