A Woman's Prayer

[Dawn]

Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.
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Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon,
people will think we're nuts."

Dawn   ;D

[spyderchick]

Someone else has too much time on their hands as well. ;) Maybe you should go meet MightyDuc for lunch or something. You know, to play pool.  :o ;D

Oh no she di'n't

Be careful what you post, for someone will reply in a smart a$$ manner. :P

[Dawn]

Be careful what you post, for someone will reply in a smart a$$ manner. :P

From the queen herself.   ;D   ;D   ;D

Dawn   ;)

PS - In regards to playing pool.  I may have the balls, but I don't have the cue.   ;D

[spyderchick]

I'm in rare form today, stressed, PMS, and little sleep, the best cocktail in the world! :o ;)

[tigerblade]

I'm in rare form today, stressed, PMS, and little sleep, the best cocktail in the world! :o ;)

"thingytail"  LMAO!!!  

I have to quote you guys sometimes to figure out the original words!   ::)   ;)

[spyderchick]

I didn't even notice the edit. LMAOOL

c o c k tail ;) :D ;D

[KBOlsen]

Mmmmm... thingytails on Saturday night!

[spyderchick]

look! we're developing a whole new vocabulary!

[tigerblade]

Instead of "thingy", the board should edit everything to "smurf".  


Smurf you buddy!

Up your smurfhole!


 ;D

[spyderchick]

You're such a smurf head! who would smurfing talk like that? :D :D :D :D ;D

[tigerblade]

Don't make me smurf-slap you.   ;)

[spyderchick]

You smurfing smurf.  >:( I'll smurf you up so bad you won't be able to smurf for a year you smurfy smurf smurf.  >:( Now go away and take that ugly smurf with you. Oh sorry, that's your dog.  ;) :D ;D