Prick Thief

[Team-G]

This is for the stick-fuck who smashed my window out of my truck and stole my GPS and PC, in case you're perusing my web history.   Sure, I'm the numb-nuts that thinks locking the doors in a secured parking lot keeps the thieves out.  Guess mom was right, I am too trusting.

What's funny is that you're stupid enough to use the same vehicle for more than 15 thefts in the general area according to the cops.  What's even funnier is that you and your shit-for-brains scout on the street made your video debuts on my customer's security system.  Enjoy your freedom while it lasts.

Oh yeah, if you're smart enough to use my GPS to find my home address, come on over.  Even my 9 yr old can put a .45 through a Frisbee at 50 yards.  Just don't come this weekend, nobody's home.   

[GIGOLO]

That sux bro I F-in hate thieves, its really sad how people treat each other.  Especially people with kids, which is the worst.  I know it is cheesy but character is determined by what you do when nobody is looking.  I have had alot of expensive stuff stolen from me so I know how you feel.  At least you can rest assure that when they are caught the law will make them never steal again..........................................oh wait not this country

[2old2fat2slow]

Sorry to hear this man,that sucks.

[PaulV]

Wow Dave, that SUCKS!
hope they catch'em and hang em.
Had our cars broken into this last spring in our drive...along with 20 others in the neighborhood.  Really blows.

Hang in there.

Paul
MW Ex 79
www.polar-optics.com

[JBraun]

Dave, when they catch him let me know. We can line him up along side the asshole who broke into my truck in my driveway a few months back.
Got my stereo, amplifier, ipod, sunglasses, motocross helmet and my SW .45 auto.

Oh and don't count on the cops to do anything. About 15 cars in my neighborhood were broken into that night. The cops didn't even try to figure anything out. They seemed more concerned about why I had a handgun in my truck than they were about solving the actual crime.

[Team-G]

Got my stereo, amplifier, ipod, sunglasses, motocross helmet and my SW .45 auto.

They seemed more concerned about why I had a handgun in my truck than they were about solving the actual crime.

Sounds like a good enough reason to get a permit to carry; they don't do us much good if we have to leave them in the truck....

[GIGOLO]

Dave, when they catch him let me know. We can line him up along side the asshole who broke into my truck in my driveway a few months back.
Got my stereo, amplifier, ipod, sunglasses, motocross helmet and my SW .45 auto.

Oh and don't count on the cops to do anything. About 15 cars in my neighborhood were broken into that night. The cops didn't even try to figure anything out. They seemed more concerned about why I had a handgun in my truck than they were about solving the actual crime.

Sounds about right, I had a gsxr600 stolen from in front of my house, when the cops got there a couple hours after I called.  They didn't believe me that it was actually stolen, they kept telling me to just tell the truth that I lost it in a street race.  One cop finally said " if we find it it will be by accident".  I saw this video that showed a dude who stole a car in Saudi Arabia getting his hand chopped off, publicly.  Dumb asses would be walking around without hands for awhile but I guarantee you wouldnt have to worry about leaving you ipod or laptop on your passenger seat.  In Illinois they had a vote on the ballot for the constitution commitee, I beleive it was probably to change the gun laws.  The only people that carry guns arent there when you need them, but as soon as you go a little over the speed limit here comes johhny law doing twice the speed limit to catch up to you.  The only way to get shit done is to do it yourself, so Dave go find the guy and give him your own justice, then when the cops have a problem with it send them an invoice for your services.  When they dont pay send em to collections like they do for parking tickets.


Sorry for the thread jack, but I dont like cops. 

[APP_Racing]

Wont help but might make you feel better.  Had a truck broken into 2 years ago.  3 months ago the local precinct calls me and ask if I still have the truck and any estimates of the damages.  Said they had someone in custody that confessed but they need estimates of damages to hold him.

The local body shop and repair shop really helped me out.  They dropped everything to write up estimates so I could get them to the jail asap.

Seems as though the person just barely nicked himself on the window they broke.  DNA really works and the cops were serious about catching them.

Not sure how much time they would serve but they were in jail at that point.

[Jeff]

Sounds like a good enough reason to get a permit to carry; they don't do us much good if we have to leave them in the truck....

They don't exist in the state of WI....  Sucks...

[funsizeracing]

I saw this video that showed a dude who stole a car in Saudi Arabia getting his hand chopped off, publicly.  Dumb asses would be walking around without hands for awhile but I guarantee you wouldnt have to worry about leaving you ipod or laptop on your passenger seat.   

Off with their heads..er...hands.

I've had my car broken into twice in the past few years.  The first time the idiots left the radar detector, subs and amp but took spare change, a rented DVD, chapstick (seriously, used chapstick) and a pair of used motorcycle boots that would only fit a 10 year old.    Thieves are idiots.  I changed my  mind.  Off with their heads! 

[Team-G]

That's the one draw back to having a truck, no place to put anything of any size.  Maybe I should get a big hungry dog.

[Protein Filled]

Wow Dave, sorry to hear that. Remember though, it could be worse. As an example, when I read the thread title, for a second I thought you meant Tommy G had stolen something much more valuable (prick thief!?!)