Dumbest scammer ever!

[Burt Munro]

I know you've seen this scam a hundred times.  But I think this must be the most poorly written scam I've ever seen.  Hopefully his excuse is that English is a foreign language to him! (or maybe any language is foreign to him!!)   

Dear Sir/Madam,

>

> My name is willam A casper.

>

> the first thing l want to talk thats not scame thats realy bussines:

I'M OFFERING YOU TO DO SMALL JOB STARTING WITH 800$

> PER HOUR .

>

> JOB DESCRIPTION?

>

> * Work as Middle Man .

> * Receiving payments through regions net banking  .
(

> Daily between $3,000.00  to $10,000.00 )

> * Cash payment easily at your bank .

> * Keep some  of the total balance .

> * After you keep your some  ,send the Money to my

> clients through western union.

>

> MAIN REQUIREMENT

>

> Ready to work 30min or 1 hours per day.

> With PC knowledge

> E-mail and Internet experience (minimal)

> Needed personal information to transfer the money

> like usually ( Full name-phone number- Address - state )

>

> P.S. If you don't feel good about asking for your

> account information please feel free to open a new

> account has $10 on the amount ,on regions bank

> it's too easy to get a bank account from bank regions..

> u can open checking free on this bank .. it coast almost nothing

>

> want this job ?

> Send your respond to :

>

> willamcasper@yahoo.com

[cbirk]

   That is pretty bad.

[spyderchick]

William Casper, huh? If the real Billy Casper catches him. he'll squash him like a bug. 

[Burt Munro]

William Casper, huh? If the real Billy Casper catches him. he'll squash him like a bug. 

That thought crossed my mind too!!!   

(but this guy spelled it Willam - although I guess he could have misspelled his own name!!!)

[KeyFan]

Damn, that was a scam!?  Looks like I should close that $10 account.

[Jeff]

LOL... could be the real Billy Casper.

[EX_#76]

William Casper, huh? If the real Billy Casper catches him. he'll squash him like a bug. 

I thought Casper was a friendly ghost

[GSXR RACER MIKE]

A real one going around is as follows:

Someone claiming to be from the Court calls you and says you missed appearing for Jury Duty so there now is a bench warrent out for you and you should turn yourself in ASAP. You then claim not ever having recieved the notice and they say "Your Joe Blow at 123 Main Street, phone number 12345678, correct?", and when you say yes they say "Well your the person we have listed". You then argue with them a little and eventually they say they want to make sure there isn't a mix-up so they want to confirm your Social Security number, when you say "You tell me what you have?" they return with "We are not allowed to randomly give out anyones SS#, if you want me to check this over the phone I will need your SS#, otherwise just come down to the Court House." If you give them your SS# they then claim something like 2 of the numbers were reversed or it was a number off and they will correct it and remove the Bench Warrent and they appreciate your co-operation in the matter.

They now have your SS# and all your other basic info from the Phone Book or City Directory, combined together they use it for Identity Theft.