Can you hear me now?

[Chef]

where my old schoolers at ??

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Three old guys out walking.
First one says. "Windy isn't it? "
Second one says, "No its Thursday"!!
Third one says. "So am I. Lets go get a beer".
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but
it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the
neighbor. "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty."
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Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a
physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street
with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor
spoke to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor: 'Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful.'" The Doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a
heart murmur. Be careful."
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An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for
dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every
request to his wife with endearing terms-- Honey, My Love, Darling,
Sweetheart, Pumpkin etc. The couple had been married almost 70
years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While the wife
was in the kitchen, the man
leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after
all these years, you still l call your wife those loving pet Names." The
old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I
forgot her name about 10 years ago."

  :)

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