Does Santa really exsist?

[paco]

What should I tell my 7 year old. He caught me wrapping up some gifts for him.

[Tom Fredricks]

you are helper of santa

[Court Jester]

just don't right "from santa" on the onse your little one saw.
of just break down and tell them that santa got sucked into the engine of a 747 last year so you're covering for him.

[paco]

I like the Santas helper one. Thanks!

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Tell the kid that Santa is a scam.  I didn't get my 25mm kit, so obviously the whole thing's rigged!  I don't believe anymore!

[paco]

I too wish I could have a 25mm kit. That would be the best ever!!

[dylanfan53]

At least you don't have to explain why Santa swears like a drunken sailor.
Seems "Santa" was a bit too loud late one Christmas Eve while assembling a big wheel with holes that didn't line up.  "Santa" was overheard by sleepy little ears who were supposed to be awakened by reindeer hooves on the roof, not the bad, angry, drunken, cussing Santa with a loud drill.  Oops.

[EX#996]

At least you don't have to explain why Santa swears like a drunken sailor.
Seems "Santa" was a bit too loud late one Christmas Eve while assembling a big wheel with holes that didn't line up.  "Santa" was overheard by sleepy little ears who were supposed to be awakened by reindeer hooves on the roof, not the bad, angry, drunken, cussing Santa with a loud drill.  Oops.

  <----  Dawn

  <----  Paul

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

"Daddy, Santa sounded just like you do when you're hitting your bike with a hammer and the man on the speaker says Third Call!"