Unwritten Racer Rules / Etiquette

[StumpysWife]

My mantra:

Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

Heather   

[cold]

Don't mean to beat a dead horse (as much fun as that sounds) but when you take someone out (on the last corner of the WARM UP LAP) stick around and see if they're ok.  Packing up the truck and leaving ASAP doesn't make friends

[Super Dave]

Don't do the hot-lap with a dime between your teeth.
Don't adjust your rebound with said dime, on the grid.
Don't hand the dime to the guy gridded next to you at the 1-minute board .... confusing him and causing him to think about 'why' you just handed him a dime on the grid.
Don't laugh when the guy is staring at the dime when the green flag drops, and you're gone.


Dave? 

It was a penny....

[EX_#76]

Keep your nads covered up

[funsizeracing]

Keep your nads covered up

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[spyderchick]

Keep your nads covered up

Guy, do you have a traumatic experience you need to share?

[Jeff]

many of us do Alexa...  Just trust us when we say that now we know why Scotty Ryan's hair is bullet-proof

[grasshopper]

many of us do Alexa... 

WOH!!!!!!!!!! Alexa? Is this true? I thought you were a respectful lady.



Sorry Jeff, that was too easy.

No offense I hope.

Nick

[spyderchick]

Nick, you are a bad boy...

[grasshopper]

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist that one. I'll buy you a beer at the banquet.

[spyderchick]

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist that one. I'll buy you a beer at the banquet.

[Jeff]

I set 'em up, you knock 'em down...  dang....  I don't toss a slow one like that out too often without realizing it.