Unwritten Racer Rules / Etiquette

[EX_#76]

LOL. I've never been a victim of that behavior. 

Sorry Alexa your just too damn cute!!!! 

[funsizeracing]

I like to oggle all the racers in leather   

[Super_KC124]

If you make a bone head move on the track and bump somebody or scare the crap out of them, look that person up in the paddock immediately following that race or practice session and say "sorry" or "oops, I didn't mean to do that".

Sorry agian.  

[motobenco]

Don't hit on your friend's girlfriend while he is out on the track racing.  Don't tell the girls you're dating to meet you at the track on the same race weekend.  Don't eat any track food right before a GT race. Don't wake up the whole paddock at 3:00 am whilst doing doughnuts coming back from the strip club.  Never ever let Edgar start buying shots.  Just because Evel Knieval did a shot of Wild Turkey before every performance doesn't mean you should.  Don't turn the generator off when your buddies tire warmers are still plugged in, with his race up shortly.  Don't drink more than 5 Red Bulls on a road trip. While on that road trip limit the amount of beef jerky, hard boiled eggs, Taco Bell and pork rinds you consume, for the sake of those around you.  Never wake your buddy up from a nap and tell him his race is up next, watch him run around, even though the race isn't for another hour.

[Spooner]

Never wake your buddy up from a nap and tell him his race is up next, watch him run around, even though the race isn't for another hour.

I am SOOO doing that to Wu next year!!

[Snacktime]

I am SOOO doing that to Wu next year!!

Shit. I was going to do that to you next year.   

[GSXR RACER MIKE]

ALWAYS leave your pit area cleaner than when you 1st arrived, even if it's not your mess it only takes a few seconds to pick up garbage and throw it away.

NEVER leave tires or fuel cans at the track, CCS gets charged for them and that cost get's passed on to us!

[Woofentino Pugrossi]

Also slip a few greenbacks to your crash truck driver when he hauls your bike back.

[Rich]

I am SOOO doing that to Wu next year!!

Bastard

[motobenco]

Although you usually don't meet at the most opportune times, don't forget to thank your cornerworkers.

Never place a garlic clove in your buddy's mouth vent on their helmet.  Never replace Gatorade with a clear alcoholic substance (post race celebration use only). Never turn your buddy's leathers inside out right before a race.  This also goes for helping them out, by hooking the helmet strap up while the helmet is on the bench.  Never swap your buddy's $$$MR9 with pump gas just so your pit bike has a sweet exhaust smell.

[Gixxerblade]

Gas makes bikes go. You may need it. Wear ear plugs.

[Speedballer347]

Don't do the hot-lap with a dime between your teeth.
Don't adjust your rebound with said dime, on the grid.
Don't hand the dime to the guy gridded next to you at the 1-minute board .... confusing him and causing him to think about 'why' you just handed him a dime on the grid.
Don't laugh when the guy is staring at the dime when the green flag drops, and you're gone.


Dave?