You know you're a roadracer when...

[StumpysWife]

(and now i'll bring up an oldie but goodie)
You kick your wife out of bed when you have that 'high-side' dream

Another varient, you kick your husband out of bed when you have the "crash the pitbike" dream. 

And on the race fuel line, you've tried to burn brush with the leftover U4 (and yes, the fumes are combustable).

And you run race fuel regularly in your Honda Elite:  "I know it's smoking.  I'm running VP!"

[Jeff]

You know the flavor of blue lock-tite versus the red.

[spyderchick]

...you go to military tech school and you are the only girl in the class. The instructor holds up the saftey wire tool, then challenges the class to name the tool. Even though you're a "girl" you know what the tool does and how it works. Now the entire class gets to learn how to safety wire by hand without said tool 

(True story, happened to Rhiannon)

[251am]

  ...you wake up in the middle of the night, cannot remember the dream, but can still smell the VP.   

[EX_#76]

You look at every non-racing financial expendature in your life, and make decisions to spend, or not to spend, based on how many entry fees that particular item will cost you.

[loc_dogg]

or tires!

[G 97]

You know you're a roadrace when

You have never broken any bones in your life, now you have broken 13.

[J Farrell / Speed Tech Motorsp]

When your ex girlfriends have tattoos of motorcycle brands on them. 

[J Farrell / Speed Tech Motorsp]

When you wont have sex with your girlfriend because you have a big race tomorrow.

[G-reg]

When your idea of "high class accomodations" involves you sleeping in a cargo trailer..

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

When your idea of "high class accomodations" involves you sleeping in a cargo trailer..

Which for me was a big step up from a battered, leaky tent!

[Suzy]

When your asked to go to the store, bring the dog and he ends up like this................