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You know you're a roadracer when...
« on: October 20, 2006, 09:57:22 am »
No fair using cut-n-paste from old crap..

I'll start...

You know you're a roadrace when you've mounted a lap timer to your stove for the winter months.
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Re: You know you're a roadracer when...
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2006, 10:46:53 am »
You put on your race gear when you play motorcycle racing video games in the off season. :biggrin:
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Re: You know you're a roadracer when...
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2006, 10:57:11 am »
You've stubbed your toe on a swingarm in the middle of the night on your way to the bathroom.
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Re: You know you're a roadracer when...
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2006, 11:47:19 am »
Attempt to trail brake while doing the nasty with your wife! :thumb:
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Re: You know you're a roadracer when...
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2006, 12:18:24 pm »
you bring your bike in your house for the winter instead of changing out the water :thumb:
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Re: You know you're a roadracer when...
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2006, 01:11:22 pm »
You've repaired fiberglass bodywork in the basement in January, much to your wife's dismay.
(Regardless of what she claims, the canary DID NOT die.....)
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Re: You know you're a roadracer when...
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2006, 01:39:58 pm »
Your checkbook has a "GP Shift" sticker on it.

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Re: You know you're a roadracer when...
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2006, 01:41:36 pm »
you bring your bike in your house for the winter instead of changing out the water :thumb:

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Re: You know you're a roadracer when...
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2006, 02:00:15 pm »
you complain about $3.00 gas at the pumps but will buy your buddies left over VP for $10 a gallon becuase "its a great deal"
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Re: You know you're a roadracer when...
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2006, 02:44:57 pm »
You have brake markers in your front yard along the road leading up to your driveway (and you refer to the end of your driveway as Turn 1).
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Re: You know you're a roadracer when...
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2006, 05:50:02 pm »
When you drop the bike off its stands, practicing your body potition...
In your living room!

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Re: You know you're a roadracer when...
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2006, 06:43:08 pm »
When your idea of a nice converstion at dinner is talking about your last race!
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