You know you're a roadracer when...

[Jeff]

No fair using cut-n-paste from old crap..

I'll start...

You know you're a roadrace when you've mounted a lap timer to your stove for the winter months.

[backMARKr]

You put on your race gear when you play motorcycle racing video games in the off season.

[Jeff]

You've stubbed your toe on a swingarm in the middle of the night on your way to the bathroom.

[Burt Munro]

Attempt to trail brake while doing the nasty with your wife!

[cshaffer66]

you bring your bike in your house for the winter instead of changing out the water

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

You've repaired fiberglass bodywork in the basement in January, much to your wife's dismay.
(Regardless of what she claims, the canary DID NOT die.....)

[StumpysWife]

Your checkbook has a "GP Shift" sticker on it.

(Custom, of course)

[Dawn]

you bring your bike in your house for the winter instead of changing out the water

+1

[tstruyk]

you complain about $3.00 gas at the pumps but will buy your buddies left over VP for $10 a gallon becuase "its a great deal"

[tshort]

You have brake markers in your front yard along the road leading up to your driveway (and you refer to the end of your driveway as Turn 1).

[Xian_13]

When you drop the bike off its stands, practicing your body potition...
In your living room!

XIII

[loc_dogg]

When your idea of a nice converstion at dinner is talking about your last race!