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[lil_thorny]

Then the sounds of the engines woke me from sleep
so happy to wake from such a bad dream

Loud speakers blaring "First call group one"
must sprint to the can too much beer, got the runs!

still drunk and hungover from Stumpy's big bash
I'm sore and still achy from yesterday's crash

Think I'll skip practice and turn on the barkers
and pray I don't end up as a slow ass back marker.

Cheers.

[Protein Filled]

Odd to see that K3 is still on his steed
he's normally crashed, down by the weeds!
But he is still up, with Dody behind him
What's going on? In what planet are we?
When we all realize that he wasn't leading
he was getting lapped, it was misleading!

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Lame, Edgar.  But I guess we should be impressed that you're even trying to rhyme in English....
Try this instead:

We checked the results and what did we see?
Edgar'd been lapped by good old K3.
Dorn hadn't crashed or run off in the dirt
He'd simply had trouble with wind up his skirt.

[grasshopper]

This is the best thread I have ever read!!! 

Keep it going!!! I am in no way or form a poet tough...

[grasshopper]

First track day of the year I come to with cheer
My leathers new, my paint just as near
Last years tires on mount I ride like they're new
k3 looks at me and says you'll eat poo.
I come around turn 2 with confindence and speed
I layed that bitch down and almost pee'd
My new leathers and paint now broken in and a hole in my ass
Alexa will fix them as soon as this seasons pass

[StumpysWife]

Finally the Team Stumpy rig pulls up to the track
Seems like forever, thought we'd never get back

After jackknifing the trailer and popping out brake lights
We unload the bike and set up for the night

We hear a loud voice with a strange dialect
And realize, that's Edgar and he's just been decked!

Who would pop a little Nicaraguan in the nose?
And now he's laying there taking a doze!

Of course, the culprit could be anyone,
The revenge against Edgar hadn't just begun

Was it K3, Casper, Benji or Tommy?
Jeremy, Johnson, Ike or a stripper's Mommy?

Off to the med shed little, tiny Edgar was hauled
As he woke up, like a baby he balled.

"It's ok, everyone remain calm," a staffer yelled.
"He drank domestic beer, that's how he was felled!"

After calming himself and wiping his nose,
We asked him if he was alright
"Of course I'm ok," said Edgar.
"But I need to take the motor off my bike!"

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

or a stripper's Mommy?

[Protein Filled]

I don't care who you are, that shit's funny right there!

[catman]

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