A brand new racing story... by YOU

Started by Jeff, August 04, 2006, 10:18:35 AM

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Super Dave

The clouds were parted by a single beam of sunshine that nearlyly blinded me as the one board went sideways.  I couldn't see, but I pinned the throttle and let off the clutch with faith in what would come.
Super Dave

Jeff

In all my blind faith, panic and fury, I let out the clutch in way too much hurry.
The 1 board still sideways, my front tire in the air, my CFM rearset clipped Edgar's big rear.
Now all wobbly and squirrley the front comes back down, my vision returns, my heart loudly pounds.
Throttle still pinned, the cables stretched tight, if I win this race, I get nookie tonight!
Bucket List:
[X] Get banned from Wera forum
[  ] Walk the Great Wall of China
[X] Visit Mt. Everest

spyderchick

Turn one, it comes fast,
And then I hear clatter,
Ol' Edgar in front of me
Bike going Splatter!

In the weeds he does fly,
But I stay upright,
Gotta make the exit
To get nookie tonight.
Alexa Krueger
Spyder Leatherworks
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www.spyderleatherworks.com
www.redflagfund.org
Do or do not, there is no "try".

h2o_motorsports

I come out of the corner
and spin up the rear
all I can think of is
I shouldnt have had that last beer.

spyderchick

I wick up the throttle through 2 into 3
I hear something approaching directly behind me
Look over my shoulder and my eyes grow wide
Angry Andy's back there, right on my backside.

I put my head down and ride the carousel,
Dance around the bus stop, VP the only smell
Feuer shoots by me. Damn, that was close!
I've got to get him back, no time to be morose.
Alexa Krueger
Spyder Leatherworks
414.327.0967
www.spyderleatherworks.com
www.redflagfund.org
Do or do not, there is no "try".

Jeff

Through 4 and through 5 the gap grows much wider
I apex turn 6 and touch down a slider

bang through the gears and hammer the brakes
a smile grows wide, I've got what it takes.

Under the bridge like a shot from a gun
I'm in second place, lap one is now done.
Bucket List:
[X] Get banned from Wera forum
[  ] Walk the Great Wall of China
[X] Visit Mt. Everest

spyderchick

Laps 2, 3 and 4, go by like a flash,
I see the crossed flags, My teeth start to gnash,
Second place won't do it, I want to get laid,
It's checkers or bust, no time for brain fade!

The gap grows closer, I think I can pass
the bike starts to sputter, am I out of gas?
I swear to the heavens, I swear to the road,
I better have fuel, Or I'll eat a toad!
Alexa Krueger
Spyder Leatherworks
414.327.0967
www.spyderleatherworks.com
www.redflagfund.org
Do or do not, there is no "try".

K3 Chris Onwiler

#43
I switch to reserve as I scream past the pit
Because I'm still riding old carburated shit
I can't win this race with my looks or my charm
so I'll club Feursthaler with J. Temme's arm! :ahhh:
It works and I run Andy right up a tree
Then I think, "No one said who'll my sex partner be?"
I like getting laid but it must be a girl
and Rosno or Edgar would just make me hurl!
Sex with a man simply isn't my bag
yet so damn many racers have been seen in drag!
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
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EX#996

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Bravo!      Bravo!

Paul & Dawn   :biggrin:
Paul and Dawn Buxton

spyderchick

So I take the checkers and who do I spy?
Damn Edgar again, he's giving me the eye.
Was that a wink I saw, Aw man, not this shit.
Then I see my wife...on the hot pit.

She's jumping for joy, I've just won the race.
A huge cat like grin spreads over my face.
Man I love that woman, she gets me, alright.
Looks like Edgar's the one not getting laid tonight! :biggrin:



Alexa Krueger
Spyder Leatherworks
414.327.0967
www.spyderleatherworks.com
www.redflagfund.org
Do or do not, there is no "try".

IBFrank


svracer469

Edgar seems happy and flashes his sly smile,
For he has already filed a protest for my rough riding style,
It seems that a certain "Scorpion Boy" witnessed the entire incident
and has convinced Edgar it is worth protesting..
Edgar may not be getting any lovin' tonight
but also seems content with the knowledge
that I will soon be dancing the "Blue Balls Waltz" tonight
as I thought I had that victory in sight....