What is the stupidest question you have ever heard on the registration line?

[Z-man]

I have a superstition, the only podium I've received in a year and a half of racing CCS was a weekend where Jeanne from registration really insulted me because I asked one stupid question (apparently I was the 10th in a row to do this), since then she has been nothing but pleasant and won't fight back with my taunts.  I need some help.  Some examples are....

1.  Can I just use my AMB transponder, WERA lets us use them.
2.  Do I really have to move my number from the left side of the fairing to the right side of the fairing for this track?
3.  In WERA they grid by points, why don't you grid by points?

Please have fun with this..... also be creative

[Woofentino Pugrossi]

Heres a good one...

"Is this where I sign up for races?"

[h2o_motorsports]

Heres a good one...

"Is this where I sign up for races?"

Heres your Sign!!!!!!

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

My Dad raced cars for 20 years.  Every damn time he regestered, when they asked for his license, he'd say, "You need a licence to do this?"  For him at least, this joke never got old....

[251am]

My Dad raced cars for 20 years.  Every damn time he regestered, when they asked for his license, he'd say, "You need a licence to do this?"  For him at least, this joke never got old....

LOL!! I've never been asked to see my license or ID!!!?

[L8brake731]

"Do I have to pay now or after the race is over?" I am NOT kidding about this one!.......

[spyderchick]

Hey baby, can I have your number? 

[G-reg]

Its raining out, can I get a refund?   

[EX#996]

Its raining out, can I get a refund?  

I've heard that one a time or two.....  Newbies.

[spyderchick]

Ok...so you're looking to get them upset. Say anything at all that you know will piss off a woman.

Put on a few pound lately?

Is that your real hair?

Did you have burritos for breakfast?


Yup, they'll get good and upset at you.

[Z-man]

Ok...so you're looking to get them upset. Say anything at all that you know will piss off a woman.

Put on a few pound lately?

Is that your real hair?

Did you have burritos for breakfast?


Yup, they'll get good and upset at you.

Not looking to be mean, just annoying.  don't want her to hate me, just insult me.  Keep them coming, I'm sure you all at some point in your life asked a question at tech or registration that got a chuckle or an eye roll.

Z

[Jeff]

You didn't lose MY registration did you?

Hey, I faxed this over 2 months ago, why ain't I on pole?

(and this is the best one I've ACTUALLY heard)
I came out and they put up the 3 board and wouldn't let me out.  I didn't race because you didn't let me so I want a refund!!!