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Irish humor
« on: March 09, 2006, 07:58:49 pm »
Since it's almost St. Patrick's Day, here's one for my dear departed Irish kin...

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd just been run over by a truck.  His arm's in a sling, nose is broken and he's walking with a limp.

"What happened to you?" asks Sean the barman.  

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little sh!t, O'Conner?"says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you. He must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have anything in in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy, 'twas Mrs. O'Connor's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."
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