This is not a hoax....

[Dawn]

This is a heads-up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have: Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?

I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rearcomplemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.

It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair, and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish.
Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning.
In despair, I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next? My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled.
That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee. That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you?

The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted," look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs... and I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!

This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS.

P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.





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[spyderchick]

P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Initially, I thought this was just some stupid rant, until i read this, and then I laughed my a$$ off...
































Anyone see where it went?  ;D

[Team-G]

Boy, you babes have it rough...I can't give away my body parts, let alone have them stolen.

I've been trying to get rid of my a$$ for ever...tried selling it; didn't work.  Left it down town late at night with my keys in it; nobody touched it...

I must admit, I've lost my a$$ several times, but it keeps finding its way back...

What's a boy to do  ???

[whitey_1964]

Well, I don't believe we have ever met, but I now know WAY more about Dawn than I think I wanted to......

Wait till the thiefs come back and replace your knees with ankle warmers...... they look just like knees, but are worn just above your shoes....

[TommyG]

Boy, you babes have it rough...I can't give away my body parts, let alone have them stolen.

I've been trying to get rid of my a$$ for ever...tried selling it; didn't work.  Left it down town late at night with my keys in it; nobody touched it...

I must admit, I've lost my a$$ several times, but it keeps finding its way back...

What's a boy to do  ???

OK buddy...sorry....gotta call you on this one. Dave isn`t being completely honest. We were out the other day seeing who could drink more and he was hit on by a sexxy lady! What does this have to do with dave`s honesty? Well,seems all this lady wanted was a piece of dave`s a$$ and he wouldn`t give it up!! So all this sexy lady wanted was a piece and he couldn`t oblige her! Imagine my suprise when I read his post. Acting like he`s willing to give out a piece of a$$ to anyone! HA! :o