Bumper stickers for women

[Dawn]

Bumper Stickers for Ladies Only

Behind every successful woman is herself.

Oh my God, I think I'm becoming the man I wanted to marry!

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it
backwards and in high heels.

A woman is like a teabag...you don't know how strong she is
until you put her in hot water.

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career.

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE
JUST BETTER RICH.

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU
WOULD THE QUEEN.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.  

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW
HOW TO USE IT.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT
RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT
HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES.

And my favorite!

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

Dawn   ;D

[Baltobuell]

 The good news is you realize the thought pattern is for humor. My reality is my EX actually thinks that way.....the reason she's my ex!

[am125ike]

> Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
> A: The joystick is wet.

>

> Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

> A: Her ankles.

>

> Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

> A: "Have another beer."

>

> Q: What do Blondes say after sex?

> A1: Thanks Guys.

> A2: Are you boys all in the same band?

> A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?



> Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

> A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

>

> Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?

> A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

>

> Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

> A: Because it kept falling out.

>

> Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?

> A: A blond doing cartwheels.

>

> Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?

> A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

>

> Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?

> A: She blew it both times.

>

> Q: What do a moped and a blonde have in common?

>A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

>

> Q: How do you know when a blondes been in your fridge?

> A: Lipstick on the cucumbers.

>

> Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?

>  A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

>

> Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?

>  A: Pick them up off the floor.

>

> Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?

>  A1: The Blonde.

> A2: The other guys waiting their turn.