How do you stop....

[Dawn]

... Jehovah Witnesses from coming to your house?   ::)

While I can understand a person's desire to share one's faith, when we say "I'm not interested" and shut the door, wouldn't you get a clue?  Every week I have one of those dang Watchtower fliers in my door.

Any ideas?

[AM_#726]

Put down spike strips on your sidwalk for their bikes!!

[Jeff]

Stare at their chests...  If they don't get the hint, move closer to get a better view...

If that fails, offer them a part in the "movie" you're making.

[spyderchick]

Start an earnest converstaion with them about why you worship the devil. Then ask them for a lock of their hair, because you've just been to New Orleans and there's this Voodoo Witch Doctor who showed you some things. Also ask them for their name and write it on the Watchtower. Tell them this gives you power over them.

I highly doubt they will visit you again.  ;D

[StumpysWife]

My strategery....

See said JW coming up the sidewalk. Run into the bedroom and hide without telling Greg why and let him deal with them AND the barking wiener dog.


Actually, Greg made friends with the ones that come to his shop regularly.  He says they're nice and likes their little book.

Heather

[Eric Kelcher]

Oh had fun this back in college roomate was a philosophy major that was also an athetist. He would pull up a chair and sit on the front lawn and within 30 minutes have them questioning their religion as well as all others it was lots of fun to watch people squirm. About a week later I guess some better seasoned/trained convertors showed up that lasted about an hour. About a month later I think it was the same two from the first time came down the street and my roomate stopped them and asked them to talk spent about 10 minutes with them that time and we never saw anymore of them on our street for the next 2 years.   8)

[TiffineyIngram]

That explains a lot about why you got kicked out of college...

[putter]

Let em in, listen to their jibberish for 1 minute, then calmly start shooting up heroin.

[Steviebee]

HAHA   ;D

[Xian_13]

... Jehovah Witnesses from coming to your house?   ::)

While I can understand a person's desire to share one's faith, when we say "I'm not interested" and shut the door, wouldn't you get a clue?  Every week I have one of those dang Watchtower fliers in my door.

Any ideas?

Well, I'm Athiest and I love to get in peoples heads.

Back a few years ago, I invited them inside... and well, tried to convert them. ;D
(I have since found new hobbies)

XIII

[Johnny B]

Let em in, listen to their jibberish for 1 minute, then calmly start shooting up heroin.

I had a friend housesitting my mother's place years ago. He invited them in and they sat down at the kitchen table. After about a minute, he pulls the baggie out of his pocket and starts rolling a joint. When they looked at him funny, he explained to them, "This is my religion!" First chance they got, they excused themselves and left.

Topical joke:

Q: What's the difference between a Jehovahs Witness and a Yugo?

A: You can close the door on a Jehovahs Witness!

[Burt Munro]

Choice #1   Get the address of their church and tell them that you'll be sure to visit them as soon as your house arrest sentence for child molestation comes up for review in about a month.

Choice #2   Explain that you were just heading out and ask if they'd like to come with you to the local blood donation drive.

True story...  I lived off post while in the Army in Germany.  One Saturday 2 friendly Witnesses knocked on my door.  Do you know hard it is to tell someone you're not interested when your German vocabulary doesn't extend much past being able to order a bier and a schnitzel????