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Started by H-man, May 12, 2005, 09:51:55 AM

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H-man

May 12, 2005, 09:51:55 AM
I read this on the WERA BBS.  It's one guy's signature for his posts.  I love it!  It is me! 8)

"Good afternoon ladies and gentleman this is your backmarker speaking. Today we will be lapped no less than two times and travel at a speed of scared shitless slow. Please sit back and enjoy the next several laps."

But hey!  I'm working at picking up the pace ;D

   H.
Black Ops Racing
WERA/Fasttrax #42 (N)

"Life has a certain flavor for those who have fought and risked all that the sheltered and protected can never experience."  - John Stuart Mill

H-man

#1
May 12, 2005, 09:53:37 AM
Damned system nanny struck again.  "nutless" s/b "sh#tless"
Black Ops Racing
WERA/Fasttrax #42 (N)

"Life has a certain flavor for those who have fought and risked all that the sheltered and protected can never experience."  - John Stuart Mill

Dawn

#2
May 12, 2005, 10:08:23 AM
I don't know....

I thought nutless was funnier.  ;)

Clay

#3
May 12, 2005, 10:09:46 AM
Nutless is fitting, as it usually takes a bigger pair to go faster.  :P

H-man

#4
May 12, 2005, 10:20:43 AM
Oh sure, sure.  I expose myself and get stabbed  :-[ ;)

Thanks Clay :-* ;D
Black Ops Racing
WERA/Fasttrax #42 (N)

"Life has a certain flavor for those who have fought and risked all that the sheltered and protected can never experience."  - John Stuart Mill

K3 Chris Onwiler

#5
May 12, 2005, 07:30:17 PM Last Edit: May 12, 2005, 07:36:05 PM by racerk3
Maybe you should change your tag line to "Black BBs racing?" :D
STT@Gingerman next weekend!  My teammate Dave and I will be there!  What about you H?  You live right down the road.  Scared? ;)

I'll bet CCD will show up for sure.  I hear he just bought a Ducati MotoGP bike, three Italian guys to tune it, and a a Damiler Benz semi to haul it in....
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
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spyderchick

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May 12, 2005, 07:54:57 PM
QuoteMaybe you should change your tag line to "Black BBs racing?" :D
STT@Gingerman next weekend!  My teammate Dave and I will be there!  What about you H?  You live right down the road.  Scared? ;)

I'll bet CCD will show up for sure.  I hear he just bought a Ducati MotoGP bike, three Italian guys to tune it, and a a Damiler Benz semi to haul it in....


There'd be a better chance of CCR showing up!
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K3 Chris Onwiler

#7
May 13, 2005, 02:55:04 AM
Did I say Gingerman?  Um, I meant Grattan. :-[  You know, you'd think that with only two tracks in Michigan, they'd have been able to come up with names that started with different letters!  :-/
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

K3 Chris Onwiler

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May 13, 2005, 02:58:18 AM
QuoteThere'd be a better chance of CCR showing up!
Chasin' down a hoodoo there?  I've seen bands before in the Gingerman Pavillion, but....
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com

H-man

#9
May 13, 2005, 08:33:15 AM
Darn!  You caught your error.  I was all set with a witticism :-/

I will be there on Saturday only.  I just got permission to attend.  It's a Ducati only event.  Gail won't let me use her Monster 750ie (smart woman).

Bill's a cool guy.  I told him I'm slow and it could be a fun thing for all those Ducs to strafe and pass a Japanese bike ;D

Anyway, I'll see you at Grattan on Saturday.  I'm gonna s/u in the upper paddock area (the level where the tech shack is located).  I'm sure you'll notice my trailer.

Ciao.
Black Ops Racing
WERA/Fasttrax #42 (N)

"Life has a certain flavor for those who have fought and risked all that the sheltered and protected can never experience."  - John Stuart Mill

K3 Chris Onwiler

#10
May 13, 2005, 10:39:22 AM
Don't forget your BBs!
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
Read HIGHSIDE! @ http://www.chrisonwiler.com
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