... Renee's boy friend (she says he's not her "boyfriend," umm, yeah, OK). We're meeting him tonight because they would like to go to the free style motorcross event in Green Bay on Saturday. If it was YOUR daughter, what questions would you ask? :err:
Just sit and have a conversation. being cool gets you a lot farther than playing the evil, suspicious parent. :biggrin:
... but evil and suspicious seem like so much more fun. :spank:
:biggrin:
Do you always practice safe sex?
If he answers yes or no, throw him out...
Quote from: Jeff on March 14, 2007, 02:38:50 PM
Do you always practice safe sex?
If he answers yes or no, throw him out...
Best to ask that while Paul is cleaning the shotgun. :biggrin:
Say nothing....
the boy will rat himself out...
( 10 years as a high school teacher )
8)
Quote from: Woofentino Pugrossi on March 14, 2007, 03:05:24 PM
Best to ask that while Paul is cleaning the shotgun. :biggrin:
I was going that route. He could just wear a shoulder holster with a new Glock or something. MP5's are stylish.
.454 Castul Raging Bull with the 7" barrel :biggrin:
I think you're set. Maybe have Resevoir Dogs playing on TV or something too. Just for some ambiance.
Quote from: EX#996 on March 14, 2007, 09:58:26 AM
... but evil and suspicious seem like so much more fun. :spank:
:biggrin:
Do want results, or do you want to play with him? :biggrin:
I found cutting many vegetables, large carrots and such, whilst using the 10 inch chefs knife generally brought some good behavior. :thumb:
Quote from: spyderchick on March 14, 2007, 06:38:18 PM
Do want results, or do you want to play with him? :biggrin:
Don't choose, do both!
:spank: :ahhh:
:thumb:
First impression is that he's an OK kid. I was sure fun to see him squirm a bit. :biggrin:
Nathan to Renee: I'm a little scared.
Mom: You should be.
Dad: I'll let him get a running start before I shoot.
It was good to see he had a sense of humor. :thumb:
Dawn
Sigh. I always knew this day would come. Questions I would have asked:
"So Nathan, you like motocross? Planning to jump my daughter? Do you hunt? Do you prefer a heart shot or a lung shot?"
Quote from: K3 Chris Onwiler on March 15, 2007, 06:07:17 AM
"So Nathan, you like motocross? Planning to jump my daughter? Do you hunt? Do you prefer a heart shot or a lung shot?"
:lmao: :lmao:
Damn, I have tears in my eyes! :thumb:
:biggrin:
Showing him the freezer full of meat: "Yep, we try to get a full harvest around here. I've killed with rifle, ball & black powder, hand gun, deer slug, cross bow.... Renee's mom there does the butchering.
Renee's a good shot, too. She picks off rabbits at 200 yards with the pistol. Shoots the heads off so we don't lose any meat. Hey, did Renee ever show you a picture of her Uncle K3? Poor guy ain't been right since that last crash. He's a bit unpredictable at times, but he just gets gentle as a lamb when he's with his little Renee. Say's she's the only pure, wholesome thing in his life....
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: words are your canvass,nobody says it better,Chris :lmao: :lmao: poor kid doesnt know how difficult life could get but h'es learnin quickly i'll bet!
I still like the old standby.
Take him off to a quiet corner, get real close and whisper...
That girl's my pride and joy, and just so you know...I've been to prison before, and I'm not afraid to go back.