Questions to ask....

[EX#996]

... Renee's boy friend  (she says he's not her "boyfriend," umm, yeah, OK).  We're meeting him tonight because they would like to go to the free style motorcross event in Green Bay on Saturday.  If it was YOUR daughter, what questions would you ask?   

[spyderchick]

Just sit and have a conversation. being cool gets you a lot farther than playing the evil, suspicious parent. 

[EX#996]

... but evil and suspicious seem like so much more fun. 

[Jeff]

Do you always practice safe sex?

If he answers yes or no, throw him out...

[Woofentino Pugrossi]

Do you always practice safe sex?

If he answers yes or no, throw him out...

Best to ask that while Paul is cleaning the shotgun.

[backMARKr]

Say nothing....

the boy will rat himself out...

( 10 years as a high school teacher )

8)

[Super Dave]

Best to ask that while Paul is cleaning the shotgun.

I was going that route.  He could just wear a shoulder holster with a new Glock or something.  MP5's are stylish.

[EX#996]

.454 Castul Raging Bull with the 7" barrel   

[Super Dave]

I think you're set.  Maybe have Resevoir Dogs playing on TV or something too.  Just for some ambiance.

[spyderchick]

... but evil and suspicious seem like so much more fun. 

Do want results, or do you want to play with him? 

I found cutting many vegetables, large carrots and such, whilst using the 10 inch chefs knife generally brought some good behavior. 

[Super Dave]

Do want results, or do you want to play with him? 

Don't choose, do both!

[spyderchick]