Wife advice needed

[stumpy]

 Hey Guys!
 I need help, I was thinking of settling down a little and not do as much racing, but my wife won't let me. She makes fun of me cause I'm gonna race that ole' ragged out RR. I told her it's fine. I told her I want to do more Bicycle racing she called me a Pu**y. What should I do? That's all she wants to do is watch old AMA tapes, I wanted to take her out to a nice movie and she wanted to stay home and watch Faster...I bought her a nice pair of shoes and she yelled at me for spending money out of the race fund :-/.   ;D ;D
 J/k but for real, It does have to be a family affair, I got respect for you Larry for giving into the wife, Your always a winner in her eyes(I Hope) Be honest with your spouse and try and get her into the sport, Start out with a low stress track day first though. Good Luck!    Stumpy

[dylanfan53]

 ;D ;D ;D

What're you whining about? You get Steak and Potatoes!

My wife kicks me out of the house to go racing.  She even offers to help me pack.

She quit telling me that I can't buy something for the race bike a long time ago.  I don't think she'd waste her breath anymore.

But hey, you do have to make it up to her somehow.  No free lunches...  ;)

[spyderchick]

Guys! You just don't understand us women! We need some excitment in our lives. Why should we sit around all day on the sofa eating bon bons watching Daytime Dramas? We want a hot sexy man who hurls himself around a racetrack at staggering speeds. Then we want to spend all available funds on making that bike go FASTER! As for myself, sometimes I'll even get out there with my man and do it. In fact, I really like to do it, but we don't do it enough. I want to do it more. Wait...what were we talking about here? Oh yeah...racing...yeah. Yeah! Let's all go do it more.  :o ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[EX#996]

I had a post all written out, but then I erased it.... twice.

After Alexa's post, there's nothing more I could add.

Dawn   ;D

[spyderchick]

I had a post all written out, but then I erased it.... twice.

After Alexa's post, there's nothing more I could add.

Dawn   ;D

C'mon..post it anyways!  :D

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Stumpy, your wife is a B1tch, and she's not very pretty, either.  Dump her fast.  Kick her to the curb with nothing more than a bus ticket to Kankakee and my phone number....
 ;D ;)
Oh, wait.  My wife probably wouldn't approve of that, would she?
 :'(

[Jeff]

Wow...  I could go all over the place with this post, but since I'm so widely misunderstood, I'll just giggle with my own thoughts.  LOL...

[Protein Filled]

Hey Stumpy, you know very well that if your wife ever leaves you, you always got me... ;D

BTW, I think you should get a new bike as well. A new 2005 GSXR would look real good on you!

[Jeff]

A new 2005 GSXR would look real good on you!

Well?  Run him over!  ;D

[H-man]

Well?  Run him over!  ;D

ROFL!   No that was funny. ;D

[Zac]

Quit your complaining Stumpy.  At least she's not yelling at you to build her MZ engine back up, or mount her new tires, or revalve her forks, etc. etc.  Welcome to my world  ;D

-z.

[Protein Filled]

Guys! You just don't understand us women!

Re-reading the thread again, I just realized this is the understatement of the century!