Who would win a WWF wrestling match...

[spyderchick]

 :o ;) ;D

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

A really big LITERATE bull. ;) ;D

I think the phrase you ladies are looking for is LITERARY LION.

[spyderchick]

I think the phrase you ladies are looking for is LITERARY LION.

Perhaps LITERARY BEAR.

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Oh My!

[STT-GUY]

You guys are too funny!

I just found out about this. We're off to the Chicago Show Cyle Show and will be in the Aprilia booth, so stop by and say hello

Garth, I'll see you in teh Big Red booth my man.

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Nah, I don't think that's how it would go down at all. I'm thinking more like.....

Let's get reaaaaaaddddyyyyyy  toooo rrrrruuummmmbbblllleeee! This bout sanctioned by the AMA is scheduled for two rounds with a 3 count pin rule. In this corner, weighing in at 115 pounds, clad in  red, black and the Aprilia gold lion, we have Monte the magnificent. In the opposite corner, weighing in at 125 pounds, dressed in an orange t-shirt, plad shorts, and beer in hand, we have "there is no switch" G-Man Cloyd. Finally in the middle of the ring, weighing in at 175 pounds we have Mr. No Session Dean, the queen of the Internet.

As the bell rings Dean hangs over the ropes arguing with the judge that this bout should not be scheduled for two rounds. Instead there should be no individual rounds, just one open event giving everyone more ring time. Garth and Monte seeing that Dean is distracted join hands in Midwestern cooperation and rush Dean striking him from behind with a brutal blow that momentarily collapses Deans throat against the top rope and then throws him back into the center of the ring. As Dean grabs at his throat grasping for air Garth and Monte, with childlike glee, give each other a hi-low five reminiscent of Goose and Maverick in Top Gun.

With Dean still suffering the effects of the surprise throat blow, Monte and Garth move in for the kill. With Monte kneeling behind Dean, Garth, with beer in outstretched hand, charges Dean hitting him with a closeline, again sqarely on the throat. Dean flys backwards cartwheeling over Monte landing on his head and is knocked unconscious.

Garth, with beer in hand, approaches Monte and says, "you know Monte... we could just call this a draw." And at that instant, with ninja-like speed, Monte strikes Garth with a voilent neck attack, sidekick to the abdomen, and with Garth now on his knees, Monte lands a flying spin kick to the side of Garths head.

Monte, asking for his trusty VP can, heads for the top rope. With VP can atop the top turn buckle, and Monte atop the VP can with both arms outstretched the crowd cheers as he prepares for his patented 6-foot passing rule maneuver. When out of nowhere madman Fedderson appears using his famous wheelie move knocking Monte off the top rope, onto the fence below and finally onto the floor.

Meanwhile back in the ring Garth regains his composure and, with beer still in hand,  raises his hands, and beer, in victory. But unknown to him, his arch nemesis, thong man, appears from behind grasping a 25 pound MIC data book and with a surprise blow hits Garth over the head rendering him unconscious.

To be continued....

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Whaaaa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa!!!!!


OMG...  Breath......

Thanks Jack!  Now I got tears in my eyes!   :'(     ;D

Dawn  

[Shingle_Monkey]

Come on, you gotta throw some tazers in there...let some ride the lightning..come on :-*

[spyderchick]

Well Jack, you never cease to amaze... :o ;) ;D

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

the crowd cheers as he prepares for his patented 6-foot passing rule maneuver.

I am humbled.  That was effin hysterical!