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Started by Dawn, November 15, 2004, 09:46:26 AM

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Dawn

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed "Mom."

With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.  I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice - even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.  He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter he wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.  John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card which is in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

EM JAY

Michael Jordan
           CCS EX #??   ASRA #??
   01 SV Midwest
  Thanks to Expert Racing Ltd. in Chicago and Madness Custom Choppers of Fox Lake

Jeff

But until my kids get to be this clever, I'll keep drilling them for bad grades  ;D ;D ;D
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[X] Get banned from Wera forum
[  ] Walk the Great Wall of China
[X] Visit Mt. Everest

K3 Chris Onwiler

Hey Dawn?  What's Renee's e mail address? ;D
The frame was snapped, the #3 rod was dangling from a hole in the cases, and what was left had been consumed by fire.  I said, "Hey, we've got all night!"
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boo181

dahm i wish i would have thought of something like that when i was in school. would have probley saved me some detention time, we had to get our parents signiture. i just signed my dads name, which isn't really forgery sense we  have the  same name.

Dawn

QuoteHey Dawn?  What's Renee's e mail address? ;D

ummm

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