This is Cute

Started by GAMEDIC, October 17, 2002, 09:55:39 PM

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GAMEDIC

SHOULD KIDS WITNESS CHILDBIRTH?
>
> It was late at night, and Heidi, who was expecting
> her second child,
> was home alone with her 3-year-old daughter,
> Katelyn. When Heidi started to
> go into labor she called 911.
>
> Due to a power outage at the time, only one
> paramedic responded to the call.
>
> The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic
> asked Katelyn to hold
> a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see
> while he helped deliver
> the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was
> asked.
>
> Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while
> Connor was born. The
> paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on
> his bottom. Connor
> began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for
> her help, and asked the
> wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she
> had just witnessed.
>
> Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have
> crawled in there in the first
> place. Spank him again."

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