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Dem Convention Agenda - Non racing related

Started by dylanfan53, July 28, 2004, 04:50:16 AM

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Not meaning to start anything here, but I thought this was funny.

2004 Democratic Convention Schedule

 6:00 p.m.  - Opening flag burning ceremony.
 6:00 p.m.  - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al
 Sharpton
 6:30 p.m.  - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
 6:40 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 7:00 p.m.  - Tribute theme to France.
 7:10 p.m.  - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
 7:25 p.m.  - Tribute theme to Germany.
 7:45 p.m.  - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
 8:25 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 8:30 p.m.  - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
 9:00 p.m.  - Gay marriage ceremony (both male & female couples)
 9:30.p.m.  - * Intermission *
 10:00.p.m.  - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
 10:10 p.m.  - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
 10:20.p.m.  - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
 10:30 p.m.  - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
 10:40 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 10:50 p.m.  - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
 11:00 p.m.  - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same
 sex).
 11:15 p.m.  - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
 11:30 p.m.  - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
 11:59 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
 12:00 p.m.  - Nomination of democratic candidate.
Don Cook
CCS #53

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