Racist Irony

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

I have a multi-ethnic crowd of friends.  Racism really pisses me off, and I usually resort to humor to defuse it.  This is by far the best racial joke I've ever read, because it really points up the pure ignorance and stupidity that breeds racism in a way that I, at least, found quite funny.
(Note to any and all offended parties:  I have NO MONEY. Therefore, it would be useless and unproductive to try suing me if you find this joke more offensive than ironic.  If my posting this joke actually DOES offend someone, Sorry, Dude!)

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an
awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese......doesn't matter, you're all alike!"

After a few minutes of silence. "No rike Jews!" the copilot suddenly
announces.

"Why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic."

"Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an
iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah......all same!"

[cstem]

That was a pretty good one.  I figure if folks don't like it they need to calm down- we all seem to take our selves a bit too seriously these days.  Good one K3.

[sanee]

oldie but a goodie

















but i still no rike yu ;D

[tigerblade]

we all seem to take our selves a bit too seriously these days.  

Very true.  

[Eddie#200]

Hey I'm not a biggot....  Some of my best friends are Caucasian! ;D

[Super Dave]

LOL! ;D

[Lowe119]

No time to be a racist when each group has such hot women  8)

That's what irritates me about the cold war. Now all these hot Russians are coming out of the wood work.  ;D

[tigerblade]

That's what irritates me about the cold war. Now all these hot Russians are coming out of the wood work.  ;D

Yeah I need to get one of those catalogs.   ;D